al on perseverance

You'll know what to do if your wife comes in and slams the toilet bowl seat down on your head.

Be a winner.

I just slammed the door on a Jehovah's Witness.

#winning

I just hung up on my Mom.

#nevergiveup

I just shouted "Plastic Beaotch!" at the bagger at Hy-Vee.

#algore

I just gave blood... then I took it back.

#i♥redcrosscookies

I just dumped Mila Kunis.

#justanothergirl

I just picked up Elin Woods after driving 85 MPH

#ipersevere

(3/18/2013 03:22:00 PM) - Al


Taking joy in others' vacations.

I wish I could take joy in all the vacation photos people post on Facebook. Or the pictures of their drinks. Or them complaining they are at their vacation compound and the water is too cold, or that the breeze is too cool.

Or, just anything.

I'm more that a little worried about al

Me too. How will I know what to think without him telling me?

Let's send him a care package:

Who's your Daddy comes to duckens? Chucks? This is science gone astray

Scientists at the organization that brought us Dolly the sheep, the first cloned animal, have produced a genetically modified chicken fathered by a duck and birthed by a hen. No word on whether it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, but the researchers say it raises hope that hens could be used to produce different species, like songbirds and eagles — even extinct or endangered birds. "We could propagate endangered species or potentially bring back an extinct one if we had the right genetic material," the National Avian Research Facility's Mike McGrew told a British newspaper. Exciting or chilling?


http://now.msn.com/extinct-bir...-to-new-breakthrough

What's next? Sheats? Horkeys? Eleraffes?

I would eat all three of those

Al will never give up in trying to convince people that exercise is for freaking idiots.

quote:

(5/26/2013 04:44:00 PM) - Al

Nice time for a Memorial Day weekend nap.

Imagine, some poor saps are out there hiking, camping, and being active.

Saps.

I wonder if al sees the camping group as the same people as the beer and wine drinkers, cause he really seems to dislike that segment of the population.

Now, if you went to see Fast and Furious 9, he'll never say anything bad about you because you are a patriot.

If everything comes together, Al is 2 years away from A Memorial Day weekend spent doing nothing eating boneless Dodo he bought on sale at Wal Mart.

he's on a roll today.

Al has one of these between the La-Z-Boy AB Cruncher™ and the Defibrillator. 

 

I'm still learning my way around these new-fangled buttons.  Here's the Al derp I accidentally deleted.

 

(7/16/2013 10:00:00 AM) - Al 

The only VCR we own is in my exercise room (shudder).

Al's exercise room

 

(9/10/2013 05:44:00 PM) - Al

I just noticed that many high school games and practices were canceled in the past couple weeks due to the heat and humidity.
Really? Have they considered just taking some longer breaks? The Rambling son comes in all sweaty from riding his bike and playing with the friends down the street, but after five minutes in the cool and a glass of water, he heads right back out.

 

Again, al has his pulse on how things work.  We just need air conditioned rooms for the football player to hang out in during more frequent breaks.  I'm sure the rambling son is matching the same level of physical activity, cause really, he is al's son.  I'm sure he is wearing pads as well.