Cholo Bowl - Dallas @ SF

15 yards personal foul on SF.

Turpin Time!

Elliott is really overrated

Wonder if there is any consideration of FG range for the Cowboys at this point?

I didn't think I'd have a preference one way or the other while watching this game... but I'm all in on Jerruh-world and Mike McKickerless. Screw the 9ers.

Maher is actually very good at FG

Ah, are these announcers the best that Fox can give us?? ?  These are their top guns so to speak??  🤮 🤮 🤮

Going for it.

Two minute warning to think about it.

@Chongo posted:

Elliott is really overrated

This might be last be his last game as a Cowboy. He has a 17 million dollar cap hit and is only 12 million in dead cap if they move on (and that would likely be split over 2 years).

The key takeaway is never overpay for a RB. Good ones are a dime a dozen and they seemingly can be washed up overnight once they hit 27-28 years old.

Packers fans need to remember this when they move on from Aaron Jones.

@R MaN posted:

Two minute warning to think about it.

If this was the last play of the half, a 52 yard attempt might be a good thing to do. There's not the same pressure of being expected to make it.

The kicker thing is the 64k thing now.

Oh that poor man's ankle

The Maher cheer: "yip yip hooray!"

@Chongo posted:

Elliott is really overrated

Pollard is so much better. Bad news. He just went off with an injury.

Dak ball

Prescott is brutal.

Maybe Dak was just protecting Maher from being embarrassed again?

Dak is in the middle of the middle class of qb’s

Dak picked

@Goalline posted:

Prescott is brutal.

He and Elliott count for about 68 million of their cap next year.

He really stinks…….ugh.

@Blair Kiel posted:

Dak is in the middle of the middle class of qb’s

If MM had Aaron Rodgers, even the 2022 version, in Dallas they'd be the favorite to win the NFC.

I wonder if the Cowboys fan boards are typing RTFB in bold and caps right now? Interception on 2nd and 2.

the announcer, “oh they’re in a hurry up, offense”.  Ah, ya think….there’s less then a minute left in the half.  

Bruce Smith? GTFO

Parsons is a beast.

@Goalline posted:

Pollard is so much better. Bad news. He just went off with an injury.

Same mechanism of injury as Mahomes. If he doesn’t come back he’s a wuss. #sarcasm

Greatest kicking mismatch in NFL history surely.

Gould good from 51

@Chongo posted:

Elliott is really overrated

Different types of rbs, but Pollard is the difference maker in that backfield.

Parson throws the hump move on a 9ers oline. Idiot Fox announcer: Oooh, Bruce Smith.

Dumbass, are you sure that’s the guy who made all those ridiculous hump move plays back in the day?

So, Dak Prescott cost the Cowboys at least 6 points and Maher cost them 1. Should at worst, be 10-3 Dallas right now.

If the Cowboys lose, MM will get a lot of blame unfairly.

@ilcuqui posted:

Bruce Smith? GTFO

So dumb.

@Goldie posted:

Ah, are these announcers the best that Fox can give us?? ?  These are their top guns so to speak??  🤮 🤮 🤮

Wasn't their #1 crew in Philadelphia last night?

@PackerBackerDPM posted:

Same mechanism of injury as Mahomes. If he doesn’t come back he’s a wuss. #sarcasm

Shouldn't they just cancel the game?

@Goalline posted:

Parson throws the hump move on a 9ers oline. Idiot Fox announcer: Oooh, Bruce Smith.

Dumbass, are you sure that’s the guy who made all those ridiculous hump move plays back in the day?

You gotta remember that Olson played for the Bears, back in the day. Can't expect him to be the brightest bulb...

Zele needs to have a good half.  Even though fairly young for a player, Elliott is looking like an older RB from all the carries in his career.  

SF is due some bad luck

@Chongo posted:

SF is due some bad luck

For once you have an intelligent hot take!