Cholo Bowl - Dallas @ SF

Huge turnover by SF

EVERYONE on 49ers D is a willing tackler

4 down territory?

Must be camera angle as it’s not being called but sure looks like Bosa and the left DT are lined up in neutral zone almost every play.

Here comes Maher.

My dislike for both of these teams is so strong that it makes me feel good every time either of them screws up or fails. Damn, I wish there was a way for both of these turds to lose.

He makes it.

@@Chongo

Solid pith on game thread title…although I’ve got a feeling you’re going to find your low-riding El Camino is gonna be boosted in front of your casa.

Has Kittle even had a target yet?

@Blair Kiel posted:

@@Chongo

Solid pith on game thread title…although I’ve got a feeling you’re going to find your low-riding El Camino is gonna be boosted in front of your casa.

El Camno? Please...Impala!

How the hell did we score 31 on this Dallas D, but scored 9 and 16 on Lions?

Everyone knew the hand signals that week

@PackerBackerDPM posted:

Must be camera angle as it’s not being called but sure looks like Bosa and the left DT are lined up in neutral zone almost every play.

Same with Parsons

SF got away with one having Warner cover Lamb down field.

Dak sucks. Sucks bad.

@Maxi54 posted:

Has Kittle even had a target yet?

Big gain down the seam early on. 31 yards. That's it.

@artis posted:

Big gain down the seam early on. 31 yards. That's it.

Well not any more.

WOW!!!!!!!!

SF needs to keep running between the tackles. Dallas D has too much speed to run off-tackle or outside

Go 9ers!
I need a new McStupid face meme.

@Chongo posted:

SF is due some bad luck

Purdy's had three throws that should have been picks and just bailed out by a penalty there.

SF can't seem to figure out that the only successful running plays are quick hitters up the middle.

@Fedya posted:

Well not any more.

Poor throw, hof catch.

When did Jerry Rice become a grandmother?

If he cuts right it’s a TD

@ilcuqui posted:

If he cuts right it’s a TD

I thought the same thing.

@Blair Kiel posted:

When did Jerry Rice become a grandmother?

The same time Chris Collinsworth became a lesbian

Warner is a punk.

@Chongo posted:

The same time Chris Collinsworth became a lesbian

It doubles the number of available restrooms I guess.

@4 Favre posted:

I didn't think I'd have a preference one way or the other while watching this game... but I'm all in on Jerruh-world and Mike McKickerless. Screw the 9ers.

How about Mike McKickme? Not this time…

NFLFU officials are garbage and I don't give a fuck who wins this game

@FLPACKER posted:

How the hell did we score 31 on this Dallas D, but scored 9 and 16 on Lions?

McCarthy angered the football gods with his Lombardi cosplay.

Iggles will beat either of these clowns

Amazing seeing routes designed to get you 5 yards when need 3 and a QB looking for those routes.

@PackerBackerDPM posted:

Amazing seeing routes designed to get you 5 yards when need 3 and a QB looking for those routes.

Kark would still throw short.

Shanahan is clearly a better OC than Matt LaBFF

Niner Defensive Coordinator Demeco Ryans getting animated and into the game on the sideline, Niner defense constantly blitzing, and Niner defense hitting everyone all over the field.

I hope Joe Barry isn't watching this game, he might be offended that a defense that features only 4 first round picks plays with such aggression.

Dagger.

Vintage MM time management.

Predictable Dak high pressure game.

A fantastic weekend of football all around.