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DH13 posted:
michiganjoe posted:

Things you forgot from that 2014 Packers postseason loss— and why Brandon Bostick isn't the only one to blame

There's the piece I referenced. Did forget many of the plays they brought up...

The sadistic crap weasel that authored that "remember when" article needs to die on a mound of fire ants.  WhoTF needs to remember anything more from that game than they already can't forget?

Die by fire ants and spend the rest of eternity burning in hell surrounded by Spermhead and Bears fans. Then having to wake up everyday for eternity next to my ex wife.

YATittle posted:

With Greene and Sullivan, I think we'll get a shot at decent TE coverage, especially with Kittle.

So you already daggered the Seattle game?

Nice job, Bostick.

 

The Heckler posted:
DH13 posted:
michiganjoe posted:

Things you forgot from that 2014 Packers postseason loss— and why Brandon Bostick isn't the only one to blame

There's the piece I referenced. Did forget many of the plays they brought up...

The sadistic crap weasel that authored that "remember when" article needs to die on a mound of fire ants.  WhoTF needs to remember anything more from that game than they already can't forget?

Die by fire ants and spend the rest of eternity burning in hell surrounded by Spermhead and Bears fans. Then having to wake up everyday for eternity next to my ex wife.

That’s the worst curse I have ever read!

Timmy! posted:
lambeausouth posted:

...
All I ask is for one thing: wipe the fucking floor with the Seahawks..... 

But, damn, LS, take a breath, will ya?
Don't want you blowing a gasket or anything. 

And, for the love of God and all that is Holy, PLEASE do NOT encourage Fedya

 

Hateful.

michiganjoe posted:

Forecast is for the precipitation to be prior to the game. Only issue will be cleanup and the field should be in good shape. 

The last time the Lambeau turf didn't cause someone to slip was... I can't remember. Something is definitely wrong with the heating under the turf too, unless they fixed something after the Bears game. 

DH13 posted:
michiganjoe posted:

Things you forgot from that 2014 Packers postseason loss— and why Brandon Bostick isn't the only one to blame

There's the piece I referenced. Did forget many of the plays they brought up...

The sadistic crap weasel that authored that "remember when" article needs to die on a mound of fire ants.  WhoTF needs to remember anything more from that game than they already can't forget?

Scaphism for the win!

PackerHawk posted:
michiganjoe posted:

Forecast is for the precipitation to be prior to the game. Only issue will be cleanup and the field should be in good shape. 

The last time the Lambeau turf didn't cause someone to slip was... I can't remember. Something is definitely wrong with the heating under the turf too, unless they fixed something after the Bears game. 

It was pretty much bad all season. 

I feel much like Lancelot in John Boorman's 1981 Arthurian fantasy-epic Excalibur (semi-obscure references to film are, apparently, de rigueur in this thread).

As long as you don't look like Sean Connery in Boorman's Zardoz.

And it's nice to see somebody spell de rigueur correctly.

lambeausouth posted:

While I would, of course, be thrilled beyond words to see another Super Bowl win this season, there's no way I expected the Packers to be 13-3, and playing for a chance to advance to the NFC Championship Game. This team is far ahead of where I dared to dream they could be with a rookie Head Coach, and a second year General Manager. I can honestly say that no matter what happens after this weekend, I'll be at peace until the 2020 season kicks off. The future is bright, and I'm going to trust the process. Brian Gutekunst and Matt Lafleur are building something that would make a Japanese architect proud. 

All I ask is for one thing: wipe the fucking floor with the Seahawks. I don't care if they're banged to hell. Tough shit. "Mercy is for the weak. We do not train to be merciful here." The pain from the 2014 NFC Championship Game has not subsided. It's a wound that will never heal. I feel much like Lancelot in John Boorman's 1981 Arthurian fantasy-epic Excalibur (semi-obscure references to film are, apparently, de rigueur in this thread). Five years later, it still sticks in my craw. Losing in gut-wrenching fashion is one thing, and soul-crushing enough. Losing in gut-wrenching fashion to these turds is quite another thing, altogether. For nearly four decades, the Seahawks were the joke of the NFL. The Browns and Lions were God awful, as were the Cardinals. But at least they had won something once upon a time. Even the "short bus" fan base in Minnesota can claim one NFL Championship*, even though the Vikes got thumped in the Super Bowl by the Chiefs, and that championship is really the equivalent of winning the NFC Championship Game today. 

The Seahawks had won squat. Seahawk fans only knew shame. Brian Bosworth "trying-to-tackle-Bo-Jackson-high" kind of shame. But once they finally took a Super Bowl, thanks to their wrecking crew of a defense, all the Seattle sports fans started walking around like their shit didn't stink. Suddenly, every yuppie in Bellevue was claiming lifelong allegiance to the Hawks. "I was there in '76 at the Kingdome, watching Zorn toss bombs to Largent". Fuck you. No, you weren't.

I want the Smith Brothers to turn Russell Wilson into a punching bag for four quarters. Sorry, Russ. I'll always have a soft spot for ya because you came to Madison, but it's time for some payback. Their pompous fan base is due to get knocked down a few pegs. I haven't forgotten Matt Hassleback. "We want the ball, and we're going to score." Good call, you smug prick. How was that flight home, jagoff? (Thanks again, Al!) I haven't forgotten Golden Tate and the "idiot replacement refs" debacle, or the gloating, pontificating Seattle douchebags on social media, after. I can't stand their skinny, gum-chewing dyke of a Head Coach that roams the sidelines acting like the biggest drama queen this side of Jim Harbaugh. Sorry if that's not PC, but screw him and his Sports Clips haircut.

I'll never forget 2014.

I don't want them merely beaten. I want them broken. Dejected. I want every flannel shirt-wearing, iPad-tapping, Starbucks coffee-slurping fuckstick in Washington crying bitter tears Monday morning. I want them eviscerated, embarrassed so completely on national television that the franchise ups and leaves, like the Pilots and Sonics before them. Leave them the Mariners, who will never win shit. Sorry, grunge boy. There's no Ken Griffey Jr in your future. No Ichiro. Just a lot of rain, angst, and an absurd cost of living. Eat a dick, and enjoy watching your team move to London.

"Dear God, us Wisconsin sports fans have had to endure more than our fair share of dick punches. Yes, there have been two Super Bowl wins, and thanks for those...but the scales are grossly imbalanced. To be a post Lombardi-era Wisconsin sports fan is to know heartache. The '82 Series without Rollie. 4th and 26 to the Iggles. Kirk freaking Cousins' Hail Mary cheating the Badgers from a chance to play for the National Championship. That dog killing POS Michael Vick. Losing to the Raptors in the Eastern Conference Finals last year. Jerry Rice and the fumble that wasn't in '98. The Dodgers in game 7 of the NLCS two years ago, and Christian Yelich's knee this past season. Favre's overtime pick in the 2007 NFC Championship Game. Duke beating Wisconsin in the NCAA Final. The 15-1 team losing to Eli "the interception" Manning in 2011. David fucking Freese turning into Babe Ruth. Oh yeah, and being defeated by ol' Horse Face and the Donkeys in Super Bowl XXXII. I tossed my cookies watching everybody fawn about how great Chompers was, when it was Terrell Davis that won the game for Denver (and by the way, FU Gabe Wilkins. I haven't forgotten). Career ending injuries to Sterling Sharpe, and, for all intents and purposes, Robert Brooks...just as the Packers were ascending to the top of the NFL mountain. Oh, and the encore, Nick Collins' career ending injury at the start of the 2011 season. God, I have been a loyal Milwaukee sports fan all my life, even though I left Wisconsin in 1989. I've never seen my city win a championship. Even Brooklyn got to go home, and doink the prom queen once. In lieu of seeing a Bucks or Brewers parade down Wisconsin Ave (for the immediate time being, anyway), can we just enjoy one Sunday night after donkey punching the Seachickens?"

I don't think that's too much to ask. 

Fedya posted:

I feel much like Lancelot in John Boorman's 1981 Arthurian fantasy-epic Excalibur (semi-obscure references to film are, apparently, de rigueur in this thread).

As long as you don't look like Sean Connery in Boorman's Zardoz.

And it's nice to see somebody spell de rigueur correctly.

Anal Nathalie orth bhais bethad do chel denmha 

a little update on the

URGENT - WINTER WEATHER MESSAGE
National Weather Service Green Bay WI
620 PM CST Thu Jan 9 2020

weekend storm, heading for Wisconsin                

A strong low pressure system may bring a swath of heavy snow to
northeast and east central Wisconsin late Saturday afternoon and
Saturday night. Snowfall amounts of 6 to 12 inches are possible.
Strong north to northeast winds will result in blowing snow. There
will also be increased potential for ice shoves, lakeshore and
bayshore flooding, and shoreline erosion.

I think its just a coded term used by meteorologist to inform the locales where the best fishing is.                                                                                                                  

An ice shove is when strong winds make the ice move, crack and eventually be blown ashore.  Ice can pile up 15 feet or more.   It will bury and destroy parked cars, boat docks and even houses. Most susceptible are the south and east shorelines of Lake Winnebago, Lake Superior and Green Bay. 

Holy crap..........watching Seattle beat the Packers....       I will NEVER forgive the pub owner who said “we’re going to the super bowl” at the 4:00 minute mark when the Packers were ahead.  He completely changed the feeling for all of us.  The Packers LOST.  We all call him Mr. Jinx.  

Fedya posted:
DH13 posted:
michiganjoe posted:

Things you forgot from that 2014 Packers postseason loss— and why Brandon Bostick isn't the only one to blame

There's the piece I referenced. Did forget many of the plays they brought up...

The sadistic crap weasel that authored that "remember when" article needs to die on a mound of fire ants.  WhoTF needs to remember anything more from that game than they already can't forget?

Scaphism for the win!

"I'm still not sure how Clinton Dix wasn't able to make a play on that ball."

Tavis Smiley posted:
Boris posted:

There is absolutely no way I'm clicking that link. 

Biggest travesty of a football game I've ever seen. 

I was so close, then I asked myself "why'?"

I read it. It was awful. In particular the parts I hadn't recalled. I think I've compartmentalized that loss, but it did remind me how after each play/mistake/miscue/bad outcome, I reassured my stepkid that they were still up by 16, then 12, etc. He's a doomsdayer, and watching it unfold the way he dreaded so much was it's own nightmare on top of pissing the game away itself. Combine that with the "Fail Mary", and I look at every matchup with the SeaHags as a chance for payback. I don't see that pov ever changing on my part.

skully posted:

I think its just a coded term used by meteorologist to inform the locales where the best fishing is.                                                                                                                  

What's the proper bait for them there fishes...? 

PackerPatrick posted:
The Heckler posted:
DH13 posted:
michiganjoe posted:

Things you forgot from that 2014 Packers postseason loss— and why Brandon Bostick isn't the only one to blame

There's the piece I referenced. Did forget many of the plays they brought up...

The sadistic crap weasel that authored that "remember when" article needs to die on a mound of fire ants.  WhoTF needs to remember anything more from that game than they already can't forget?

Die by fire ants and spend the rest of eternity burning in hell surrounded by Spermhead and Bears fans. Then having to wake up everyday for eternity next to my ex wife.

That’s the worst curse I have ever read!

If you knew my ex wife you would gladly take the fire ants, Bears fans, and Spermhead fans.

 

DH13 posted:
Fedya posted:
DH13 posted:
michiganjoe posted:

Things you forgot from that 2014 Packers postseason loss— and why Brandon Bostick isn't the only one to blame

There's the piece I referenced. Did forget many of the plays they brought up...

The sadistic crap weasel that authored that "remember when" article needs to die on a mound of fire ants.  WhoTF needs to remember anything more from that game than they already can't forget?

Scaphism for the win!

"I'm still not sure how Clinton Dix wasn't able to make a play on that ball."

Doing Haha things.

glad he’s gone.

FinnLander posted:
skully posted:

I think its just a coded term used by meteorologist to inform the locales where the best fishing is.                                                                                                                  

What's the proper bait for them there fishes...? 

green weenies?  That is a type of fly for those who don't fly fish.  

Boris posted:

There is absolutely no way I'm clicking that link. 

Biggest travesty of a football game I've ever seen. 

Yep and the NFL Network or one of the ESPNs has been showing that game this week. Rubbing it in to GB Packer fans' faces? I don't know how else to take it.

Somebody else brought it up a few days ago.  The only thing that even slightly salved the burn from that game was seeing RW/Coach Cud/SEA choke about as big as you possibly can in the biggest possible moment vs NE, at the goal line on the last play of the SB.  I was melting down hard seeing SEA about to clinch that game and then poof.  Live by the sword, die by the sword, bitches.

DH13 posted:

Somebody else brought it up a few days ago.  The only thing that even slightly salved the burn from that game was seeing RW/Coach Cud/SEA choke about as big as you possibly can in the biggest possible moment vs NE, at the goal line on the last play of the SB.  I was melting down hard seeing SEA about to clinch that game and then poof.  Live by the sword, die by the sword, bitches.

Couldn't believe it when the defender stepped in front of that pass. Couldn't believe they would even throw there. That was the only time I was happy for the Patriots to win.

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