Keeping up with chickenboy's Mentor Al

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

quote:
Originally posted by Al:

(12/26/2011 06:46:00 PM) - Al

Music is as important to me as oxygen.--Twitter

I have no proof, but I believe that dude is one of the climate change "experts."

Saying something untrue does not change facts. And those are in short supply.

Al is incapable of understanding the written word in any way other than completely literal. Metaphors must drive him nuts. Like an alcoholic, he'll probably need to monitor that for the rest of his life.

12/28/118:38 AM

CoachAt the head of the table

12/28/1112:47 PM

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

quote:
Originally posted by Al:
Poker Stars new ad.

Certainly a bit dramatic, which I assume is what they were going for, but not sure if I love it. I'd prefer a simpler message of fun, skill, and freedom.

Pretty sure Al sits in front of his computer playing poker with blue face paint and a skirt.

12/28/112:56 PM

CoachAt the head of the table

12/28/115:23 PM

TimpranilloMember

Given this quote

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The Chicago way, full of corruption and extortion, doesn't play outside dirty urban borders.

The Mel Gibson reference is dead on, in every sense.

12/28/115:43 PM

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

CASUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUAL!

12/28/115:44 PM

TimpranilloMember

One more.

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We also went to Golden Corral, where they had apparently forgot that today was basically a weekend, as no one worked today unless you're in retail. They ran out out of every item a couple times during our visit, and finally in order to fill up the holes, had four trays of potato chips at various spots...you'd have to be brain dead not to see through that.

How pathetic was it? At one point, 8-10 people were standing up at the buffet waiting for the next batch of "sliders"...tiny burgers on tiny buns, to come out. The chocolate wonderfall was yummy, the Rambling son enjoyed no less than four marshmallows heavily laden with the liquid cocoa nectar.

Al a Golden Corral man. EXACTLY what I pictured.

12/28/115:46 PM

JJSDSitzpinkler Schadenfreude

I'm guessing there is a Monkey Ward's somewhere near the ol' GC.

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The Rambling wife and I don't usually get each other gifts, we buy something for the house (this year, we plan on buying a dishwasher that does not sound like a bomber taking off in World War 2).

I'm so happy for them, getting a new, space-age dishwasher.

What a fantastic blog.

Thank you for studying under Al, chickenboy, and introducing us all to his thoughts and perspectives. Thank you.

12/28/117:42 PM

chickenboyTic Toc

something tells me the sewing circle studies more...

12/30/119:18 AM

ammoCheese Master

What is this sewing circle you speak of?

12/30/111:07 PM

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

probably me and all the other user names I post under

12/30/111:23 PM

JJSDSitzpinkler Schadenfreude

Sybil-Ka-Bong.

12/30/112:02 PM

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

quote:
Originally posted by Al:

(1/02/2012 11:14:00 AM) - Al

Can't believe how many schools are in session today. Poor planning on every level, as not only is it a holiday, but half the students will be dragging through the entire day, with little learning taking place.

I had to look it up as to what holiday was today. Turns out it is Jeff Suppan's birthday, so he is correct.

Lots of research out there that kids are dragging less on Tuesday's after Christmas than Mondays.

1/2/1212:58 PM

chickenboyTic Toc

quote:
Originally posted by El-Keil-Bong:

I had to look it up as to what holiday was today. Turns out it is Jeff Suppan's birthday, so he is correct.

When holidays fall on a weekend, they are generally observed on a Friday or Monday. Link

here is another link for federal holidays in 2012 for you to refer to. link

EDIT: you may have also noticed all the bowl games yesterday. that is because of the observed holiday. they scheduled them that day because the majority of america had the day off.

1/3/128:54 AM

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

good to know, I'll make sure I pull my kid out of school on Presidents day and other such holidays postmen get off. Those other sucker parents who don't pay attention to al can suffer with their kids education.

*edit- wondering why I did all that work yesterday...

1/3/129:29 AM

chickenboyTic Toc

quote:
Originally posted by El-Keil-Bong:
good to know.

No problem. I know you feel this thread is a public service of sorts so I thought you should be informed.

As far as you working yesterday? Too bad you didn't realize that but maybe you are the much better person that I know you think you are.

1/3/129:38 AM

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

it's my humility that makes me great

1/3/129:42 AM

TDMember

Futile attempt at humor.

1/3/127:12 PM

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

that was after I was prefunded 5 billion dollars

1/3/128:58 PM

chickenboyTic Toc

you should use that for a professional degree.

1/4/126:34 AM

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

I tried taking a gen psych class on Monday, but no one was there

1/4/128:08 AM

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

quote:
Originally posted by Al:
(1/18/2012 08:58:00 AM) - Al

when they overwhelm a team it is an impressive site.--Pro Basketball Talk

Emphasis added, because the worst sports site on the internet is quite a sight. Gracious.

Oh, that sly Al. He caught an error that they didn't. Credos to you Al and your superior ability with words.

quote:
Originally posted by Al:
(1/21/2012 05:52:00 PM) - Al

BREAKING: Spokesman says Joe Paterno's doctors now characterize his status as "serious"; the Paterno family won't further comment.--ABC

The guilty until proven innocent mob mentality is going to kill him. Joe never did a thing wrong, but because those who know it all (yet don't know a thing) found him guilty of...being in the Penn State organization a decade plus ago...when something may have gone happened illegally.

Aside from Al still holding Joe blameless, does he have TD write his sentences for him? Gone Happened? Emphasis added for the worst sports site on the internet. Gracious.

1/22/129:41 AM

chickenboyTic Toc

Every year, 100 people die from choking on ball-point pens.--OMG Facts

1/28/126:04 PM

JJSDSitzpinkler Schadenfreude

I never, EVER would have guessed that Al has extensive experience in the pizza delivery business.

The funny thing is, I worked at a pizza place for five years, and the Super Bowl wasn't any busier for us than a regular Friday/Saturday dinner rush. Of course, our advertising was minimal.

Good thing he's moved up in the world and now is a loyal patron of Golden Corral.

2/6/127:49 PM

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

quote:
Originally posted by chickenboy:
(2/10/2012 03:27:00 PM) - Al

The credibility of the guy who filmed the wooly mammoth story is zilch, but I do think it would be hilarious if they found one, as "experts" have had them extinct for a long time. Considering they "discover" thousands of new species annually in remote locations in South America, it would not surprise me at all.

I love it when al thinks he is an "intellectual."

2/10/124:26 PM

chickenboyTic Toc

He may think that 'cause he gets his info off da internet. Internet can make anybody an expert.

2/10/124:29 PM

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

did you have TD proofread that sentence?

2/10/124:31 PM

chickenboyTic Toc

know.

2/10/124:33 PM

chickenboyTic Toc

In Charlotte, still on West Coast time, hotel bar closed for private party. Screwed.--Tony Witrado If only Tony had learned how to read...

Something tells me you may want to spoon with Al now rather than cherry pick comments to rip on.

2/15/1211:20 AM

JJSDSitzpinkler Schadenfreude

Your loyalty to your mentor is truly admirable. I've changed the title of this thread so that everyone understands just how much you care for him.

You two were made for each other, and as I've said, your introduction of Al to this site is by far your biggest contribution.

Thank you again.

2/15/1211:36 AM

"We"-Ka-BongYou ungrateful biscuit eating son of a bitch

quote:
Originally posted by chickenboy:
Something tells me you may want to spoon with Al now rather than cherry pick comments to rip on.

always nice to have a little insight into CB's fragile psych. As a casual follower of al, perhaps I should be more direct in pointing out the completely asinine things he says on a daily basis, rather than cherry picking the true gems, if that would validate you position.

I'm sure the idea of having myself spoon with al keeps you warm at night, but I am afraid that agreeing that tony is a moron (along with water being wet) does not bring me to the level of mentorship that you share with al.

2/15/1211:49 AM

chickenboyTic Toc

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Originally posted by JJSD:...and as I've said, your introduction of Al to this site is by far your biggest contribution.

I can actually understand that. I'm sure it gets boring patting each other and oneself on the back all day long.

2/15/1212:06 PM

JJSDSitzpinkler Schadenfreude

I'm actually thinking of a new hobby - finding a message board to post on for attention.

Will you be MY mentor, chickenboy? I'll repay you sexually, like always.

2/15/1212:10 PM