Minnesota Vikings

Easy, Melman-Ka-Bong. Easy.

melman, that is rich.

I'm cryin' over here

You got the lynx.

No one can take that away...



And gophers women hockey.

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Originally posted by Orlando Wolf:
This quote was completely unnecessary, save to point out jaymo is a moron

Did you know the Gophers have 7, SEVEN, National Championships in football!!!!

OMG! I am so awesome!

Gopher football is a bigger joke than the Wolves. Loserville USA.

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Originally posted by Orlando Wolf:
Gopher football is a bigger joke than the Wolves. Loserville USA.

7 rings, dude! SEVEN!

How many do the worthless Sconni's have?

Your continued presence even after being relegated to the emporium further illustrates the painful truth that Vajeen fans hate the Packers more than they care about their own team.

But by all means, please continue to knock yourself out.

It's entertaining in the same way a clown car is.



Be sure to let us know when you get around to repainting it.

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The title given to the 1904 Gophers would probably have a hard time escaping controversy, thanks to a schedule that could charitably be described as 'soft'. Minnesota opened with a 107-0 win over Twin Cities Central High

Twin Cities Central High

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their national championship in 1960 was flawed too (because polling ended after the regular season, the Gophers were crowned AP and UPI national champions despite losing the Rose Bowl to Washington).

sounds like the "champ"less vikings. A championship claim after losing the big game.

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Their 10–3 record in 2003 gave the Gophers their first 10 win season since 1905

Hope Jayblow has some very old relatives to reminisce with about those good ol' goofer teams

Hey.

Twin Cities Central High only lost 4 games that year.

Highlighted by Twin Central freshman QB Brett Favre quoting Douglas MacArthur with, "Will I be back? I don't know. Do I think I can win 8 games as a sophomore?, maybe... That won't dictate my legacy though. But yeah, I could see myself returning to Minnesota".

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Originally posted by Packdog:

Hope Jayblow has some very old relatives to reminisce with about those good ol' goofer teams

How old does a championship have to be before it's not relevant? A packler fan would probably know that, wouldn't they?

I can't wait until you discredit every packler championship up until 1996.



7, SEVEN, rings!!!! It's undeniable.



Later in today's podcast, I will uncover the time the packlers refused to play a game in order to ensure that they would be crowned champions.


effin amateurs.

I sense frustration. Money well spent on being schooled regularly and then running away in fear. Quite the legacy.

I am a Gophs alum and even I wouldn't be lame or stupid enough to quote football success through championships before most people were born. Epic fail dude.

At least Wisconsin has done something in recent history. Same thing with Iowa and most other Big Ten programs. Minnesota does have Indiana though as a reference point to compete with complete football ineptitude over the last several decades. Congrats UM!

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Originally posted by Tschmack:
even I wouldn't be lame or stupid enough to quote football success through championships before most people were born.

Of course you wouldn't, packler fan. Of course you wouldn't.

I congratulate the Ophers on all their success but isn't this thread about what titanic pussy you are?

You do know a football is made of pigskin, right?

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Originally posted by Jaymo:

quote:

Originally posted by Tschmack:
even I wouldn't be lame or stupid enough to quote football success through championships before most people were born.

Of course you wouldn't, packler fan. Of course you wouldn't.

I congratulate the Ophers on all their success but isn't this thread about what titanic pussy you are?

Well, I wouldn't put it in those exact words, but to each their own.

I think titanic pussy is pretty accurate.

I see you working Jaymo

Trying to compare the Packers with the Gophers

Only difference is that the Gophers haven't won a title since 1960. Prior to that it was the 40s.

Green Bay has won 2 titles in recent history. The Minnesota Golden Gophers haven't been relevant for 50 years.

Thanks for playing, idot

So what you're saying is, that anything pre-1996 is irrelevant?

That's the issue now isn't it

Only your straw man just caught on fire and is burning to the ground

The Packers have over a dozen championships spanning the past and present day. WTF have the Gophers done?

The Cleveland Browns like your arguments

So then it's obviously Gophers>Badgers.

You might be the only one in America that thinks Minnesota is better than Wisconsin, but don't let that prevent you from posting stupid schit

Congrats!

Gophers hockey...women's!
Ski-u-meeeeh

So the gophers have 7 titles, the badgers have 0, but the badgers are more relevant? You guys aren't very consistent. Not that I expected you to be.....

Here's consistency. Why don't you STFU and stop annoying everybody

Guys, be careful of the new "FRA" (Free Range Ass hole) brand on Jaymo's ass. He's mine now. He's probably still a litte tender. Don't worry buddy! You'll get used to the ear tag.

Stop annoying everybody? Remember when I forced you to read/reply to this thread? And look! Wittew Henwy came up for air...Nom, Nom, Nom...how you enjoying those schweatty balls, Henwy??

Bessie's theme song. I changed Jaymo's name to Bessie.



If you keep up with the sexy baby talk I might have to pimp you out instead. Pretty good market for Bessie of Braaynerd with the yokels.

That's just your suttle way of saying you like it up the ass. Sorry, not I interested. Nom, nom, nom....you gotta be thirsty after slurping on those schweatty balls all weekend...nom, nom.

Save that sexy talk for the Sven and Ole sandwich I have lined up for you. Use that line when they break out the herring. They get CRAY CRAY with the herring.

^somebody likes to talk the gay...nom, nom, nom

Business is business. Bessie better have my money.

Here:



Don't say I don't do anything nice for you Bessie.

Sven can go a little overboard with the creamed herring but you'll learn to like it.

Your private supply, no doubt.

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Originally posted by Henry:
Guys, be careful of the new "FRA" (Free Range Ass hole) brand on Jaymo's ass. He's mine now. He's probably still a litte tender.

^Today's homosexual ideation from Henwy.


Nom, nom, nom, nom......

The hits just keep on coming

Compliments of Jaymo

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using the quote feature here was stupid

You simply can't help yourself, can you?

anyone else picture jaymo like this?

Seriously, you can't post anything without me picturing Prince.

I tried the Prince outfit with Bessie but the Johns didn't like it. Had to go with this and a vat of Udder Balm.

Fortunately there's already a bustling furry circuit in Minnesota.



You can almost hear the sniveling from that clucking catcher.

packler fans fantasizing about having sex with animals......weird.

Inbred 'queen fans who troll Packer boards for attention... even more weird.

Sorry, Shoeless Lemming.....animals and anal lube. I know it's that dipsh*t, Henry, but even for him, that's some weird ass sh*t.

Nice avatar. Big Frankie McDonald fan myself!