Minnesota Vikings

Was your father a meat burglar?

Jaymo's rebuttal sequence:

Step 1 - go to the nom nom nom card

Step 2- if step 1 doesn't get enough attention, change Packers to Packlers

Step 3 - wow people with your Gophers football knowledge

Step 4 - make some homo reference

Step 5 - if all else fails, drunk dial Al for advice

Tschmuk's 8th post in this thread. He's soooooo annoyed.

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The artist fka would be proud

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Originally posted by Tschmack:

Step 3 - wow people with your Gophers football knowledge

Awwww shucks, I don't know that much about football.

Love Boat.

The circle of fail is complete!

Bessie so thoroughly destroyed on his family picture thread he had to come to this thread to die.

Getting used to that ear tag Bessie? Don't be late with my money again or I'll let Chickenboy be the top this time.

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Originally posted by Henry:
I'm gay.

Never would have guessed it by your obsession with beastiality and anal lube.

Ahem . . .

broke. you.

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Originally posted by Henry:
Ahem . . .

broke. you.

You're too big of a pansy to break anybody. The fact that you have to repeat it over and over to yourself makes that point obvious enough.


You're the one that got broke, nancy. Big bad Jaymo is too much to handle for widdle henwy.....better confine him to one room.


broke.you....... on a message board


what a clown



*this spot reserved for henwy to fellate himself over believing he "broke" somebody on a message board*

Big bad Jaymo. Says the loser that touts some nancy boy avatar. Well played

Nom nom nom

Ski U Mah!

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Originally posted by Tschmack:
Here's consistency. Why don't you STFU and stop annoying everybody

Who has more posts in this thread? You or Henwy?

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That's Jaymo speak for blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda

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Originally posted by Jaymo:


You're too big of a pansy to break anybody. The fact that you have to repeat it over and over to yourself makes that point obvious enough.


You're the one that got broke, nancy. Big bad Jaymo is too much to handle for widdle henwy.....better confine him to one room.


broke.you....... on a message board


what a clown



*this spot reserved for henwy to fellate himself over believing he "broke" somebody on a message board*

Broke. you.

Now you have that little voice in your head as you walk down the street just gnawing at you.

"Break me? He didn't break me. That's stupid but here I am thinking about it walking down the street. I'm not even near a computer to run my suck yet I'm thinking about how I got my chops busted. I would never run my suck like that face to face. What if that person was Henry? He'd not only publicly humiliate me, he would give me flinching nightmares. Nightmares where I imagine how someone not as nice as Henry may jack my **** up if I was so stupid to flap my gums like I do. Now I live in constant fear!"

It will take some time to adjust Bessie. I would recommend some counseling for you but that would be a waste of money as they'll just tell you to quit being a sniveling slowcoach and know your place. So you can thank me for saving you thousands in therapy by making sure I don't have to show you my pimp hand and get my Sven and Ole money to me on time.

Maybe I'll buy some electronic pulltabs with that money? No, I'm not an idiot.

Holy Christ....why don't you type a 5k word manifesto convincing yourself that you've broken anything but your hymen, you pansy.

You're nothing, Henwy.

You have two visuals:


a) you're nothing but a dweeb who spouts off about owning people on a message board because you're nothing but a dweeb...or

b) you're a fatass loser who will never sense the touch of a woman because you are a fatass loser who "thinks" he runs a message board.

You know I'm right. I know I'm right. Just quit your pathetic charade and pretend that you're going to "break" somebody on a message board. What a pathetic ****.

BROKE.YOU.


clownshoes

You seem upset.

Broke. you.

Below is why the Yikes will never be a serious threat to ever win a Super Bowl.

.. But the Vikings' special teams coordinator said after Wednesday's minicamp practice he felt "very strongly" in writing his postseason evaluation that Kluwe had to go. "It was more consistency and productivity," Priefer said in a response to a question about what factors, statistical or otherwise, contributed to the decision. Asked if Kluwe could have improved his production, Priefer said simply, "I just felt like we needed to make a change there." ... Kluwe, 31, posted a career-best net average of 39.7 yards on 72 punts last season.

I think the Vikings got tired of the publicity and distraction with Kluwe so that's why he was let go. When you look at his performance, it's tough to argue otherwise.

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stupid use of the quote feature. Signed EKB

Tell me what his performance was like last year and then rethink your statement.

Tell me about the logic of your previous 351 posts and then rethink you're reason for being here.

Seriously. You can piss anyone off if you want to. It's not a gift or a talent. It's pretty easy. You just have to be a dick and make that your goal.

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You just have to be a dick and make that your goal.

It's better than nuthin.

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Originally posted by ChilliJon:
Tell me about the logic of your previous 351 posts and then rethink you're reason for being here.

Seriously. You can piss anyone off if you want to. It's not a gift or a talent. It's pretty easy. You just have to be a dick and make that your goal.

Do you speak for tschmack now?


You guys can't even keep on topic. He states that Kluwe was released because he was a distraction. I tell him to check the stats and rethink that. He wasn't a very good punter last year, and especially not at the price point he was at.

But you can't handle that, can you?

Constantly questioning things that aren't there isn't a gift or a talent. It's pretty easy. You just have to make it your goal.

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Originally posted by Jaymo:



Tell me what his performance was like last year and then rethink your statement.

Reading comprehension must not be your strong suit either. How can this statement ... Kluwe, 31, posted a career-best net average of 39.7 yards on 72 punts last season be any more clear about his performance last season?

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Originally posted by ammo:

Reading comprehension must not be your strong suit either. How can this statement ... Kluwe, 31, posted a career-best net average of 39.7 yards on 72 punts last season be any more clear about his performance last season?

Football comprehension apparently isn't yours unless you think kicking it far is the best way to measure a punter.

Check some more stats

I always thought the term "net" was supposed to mean the actual, or final result.

Guess not in Jaymo's world

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You are a dumbass- EKB

Worst average in the NFL. 23rd in "net". 15th in "inside the 20". Stop embarrassing yourself.

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Worst average in the NFL

Strike 1. 10 punters had worse averages than Kluwe's 45.0 average.

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23rd in "net".

Strike 2. 18th in net. 1.3 yards separates 18th from 6th. Maybe the new rookie can scratch out that extra 4 feet.

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15th in "inside the 20".

Strike 3. He was 30th.

Other than that you make some good points.

I might have been looking at a different years stats. I was on my phone. But yeah, they just let a middle of the road punter, making $1.75M, go because he was a distraction.

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Originally posted by ChilliJon:

Other than that you make some good points.

And he spent another part of his weekend on a message board of a team he despises.

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Originally posted by ammo:
Reading comprehension must not be your strong suit either. How can this statement ... Kluwe, 31, posted a career-best net average of 39.7 yards on 72 punts last season be any more clear about his performance last season?

So 39.7, his best net average ever, was good for 18th in the NFL. How clear do you want to be about his performance last season?

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Originally posted by Coach:
And he spent another part of his weekend on a message board of a team he despises.

I'm on the road pretty much every weekend. It helps break up the boredom sometimes. Thanks for your continued interest.

Make sure you're on time at the livestock barns or Olaf is going to be pissed. Remember, pimp hand.

49.6 yard average, 46.2 net with 1 inside the 20 on 5 punts against GB in the playoffs. Arguably the best Viking player that day. Best postseason numbers of all punters.

He had to go.

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Henry owns Bessie

He did


Perhaps James Starks should be the starting running back for the packlers....I remember him being all the rage for about 3 games.

If the idiots want to drop a bunch of picks on a WR and punter and then talk about developing through the draft, more power to Spielman. Ensuring future failure that Vajeen fans have morphed into a concept of success. Nothing like not being able to think beyond the immediate.

Peterson probably griped to management that Kluwe is yapping too much about gays so he had to go

Kluwe was a solid punter and it would be funny as hell if the replacement sucked ass just so Jaymo would shut his trap

nom nom nom

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Originally posted by Tschmack:
Kluwe was a solid punter.

Being in the bottom half of every relevant stat for punters = "solid".


I understand the need to try to convince yourself that you are actually making some kind of point, but you can do nothing but fail. He wasn't that good. Period. The stats have been posted, yet you refuse to believe it. Stop embarrassing yourself.

#emoticonsrock


You should get the "i can change your posts" app like henwy, that's the way to go when you have absolutely no argument, and you and everybody else knows it. See if he'll let you borrow that....and then you can apply fancy colors to your posts....that always helps.

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Originally posted by Jaymo:
Thanks for your continued interest.
Make sure you're on time at the livestock barns or Olaf is going to be pissed. Remember, pimp hand.

No, thank you for yours.

It's not an app you stooge. Henry and others are moderators. They have the ability to limit stupid **** that's said by posters on this site, but I am sure you figured that out already.

Just for you Jayblo, Peter Kings guest writer this week is non other than Chris Kluwe. And to make it easy for you here is a link:

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.c...t=hp_wr_a1&eref=sihp

Don't say I never did anything for you.