Ummm Berman.
No more caveman translations please. Thanks.
Adrian Peterson has 4 carries at this point. That's some mighty fine play calling, Norv
how come you never see any Niner fans wearing Jeff Garcia jerseys?
@bruce_arthur: Maybe the Niners and Vikings should try playing rugby to see if they're better at that.
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I smell points!!!!
I'm loving this game. Two teams I despise looking like pig manure. I hope the 49ers win 2-0 on a Teddy Bilgewater safety, Dan Orlovsky style.
Yup, it's been exquisite to this point. Excellent entertainment!
What a run. Game over.
Always against the division first. Always.
Somewhat fitting that the TD comes on a busted play.
@bruce_arthur: Maybe the Niners and Vikings should try playing rugby to see if they're better at that.
Might be the 2 worst Quarterbacks in all of football
Always against the division first. Always.
Not really caring about that a whole lot.
Nice arm bridewater!
Why didn't he throw it in the EZ? Protecting stats?
Always against the division first. Always.
Always against the vikings. Always.
Ok. I have a serious issue with this. "I want Vikes"? I want Vikes is acceptable if it's followed with:
To have another stadium collapse.
To lose by 3 TDs
To take a team boat cruise
To trade up for another 1st round bust
To get shutout in week 1.
Wow Teddy Sucks.
Bridgewater is a stats whore.
It's good to see that both coaching staffs have a rough idea of what they want to do.
My metric is simple. What is best for the Packers? Right now it's losses by the Vikes, Lions, B***s. Followed by losses by Seattle, Dallas, Philly, Arizona. Quite simple, actually.
Simple and to the point, same one I've used for years..
My metric is simple. What is best for the Packers? Right now it's losses by the Vikes, Lions, B***s. Followed by losses by Seattle, Dallas, Philly, Arizona. Quite simple, actually.
Those will come. No worries. What is best for Packers is a compound femur fracture to Kaepernipples! Maybe a ruptured scrotum.
You are assuming he has a scrotum?
My metric is simple. What is best for the Packers? Right now it's losses by the Vikes, Lions, B***s. Followed by losses by Seattle, Dallas, Philly, Arizona. Quite simple, actually.
If not from some epic Giant clock mismanagement, we'd be well on our way to an A+ openening weekend.
The dummy was short.
They gave him a full yard on that spot.
What I've learned tonight. Trent Dilfer is getting a little under the tax table scratch from Ferrari. And he's fully nude and rubbed up with peanut oil. He's insane.
My neighbor has a dog that, as it becomes more and more excited, it's bark gets higher in pitch.
Did I see some slight gimpiness from AP?