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Pistol GB posted:
DH13 posted:

Wow, he's a giant.  He looks twice as big as the two guys to his left.  The stories were true.

To be fair, he's closer than the other two in those photos.  It's an optical illusion fishermen use to make their catch look bigger.

Still, I'd like to see the look on Aaron's face when he sees that photo.  Those are some athletes.

Thanks for clarifying.  For a minute there, I thought he was suffering from gigantism.

Pistol GB posted:

To be fair, he's closer than the other two in those photos.  It's an optical illusion fishermen use to make their catch look bigger.

 

...also used in Favre dick picks.

...I just realized that in my obituary, no matter how much I've accomplished in life, or no matter how far into my obit it gets' placed, if the term "dick pick" needs to be used......it kind of diminishes me, eh?

This is the time of year where guys like Robert Ferguson get compared to Jerry Rice.  I remember leading up to the 2001 NFL draft, some pundit said he was the most similar to Jerry Rice of any WR that was eligible that year.

Hopefully this time around, our comparisons of St. Brown to Randy Moss don’t look quite that silly in hindsight. 

Or comparisons to dropping in the draft like Moss did, which motivated the crap out of him his whole career.

I’d say all that ‘dissection over his desire’ worked out just fine for us!  It’s complete bull**** and the end result is we get him in the 6th when I’d have been happy getting him in the 3rd. 

Definitely high hope season and I’m right there, brothers.  Spermhead Queen trolls ain’t changing that at my end.

Pistol GB posted:
DH13 posted:

Wow, he's a giant.  He looks twice as big as the two guys to his left.  The stories were true.

To be fair, he's closer than the other two in those photos.  It's an optical illusion fishermen use to make their catch look bigger.

Still, I'd like to see the look on Aaron's face when he sees that photo.  Those are some athletes.

Jesus Llyod Christmas.  It was a joke.  Maybe you missed all the other jokes about Brown's supernatural abilities.

DH13 posted:
Pistol GB posted:
DH13 posted:

Wow, he's a giant.  He looks twice as big as the two guys to his left.  The stories were true.

To be fair, he's closer than the other two in those photos.  It's an optical illusion fishermen use to make their catch look bigger.

Still, I'd like to see the look on Aaron's face when he sees that photo.  Those are some athletes.

Jesus Llyod Christmas.  It was a joke. 

Oops, sorry I missed it.

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fightphoe93 posted:

This is the time of year where guys like Robert Ferguson get compared to Jerry Rice.  I remember leading up to the 2001 NFL draft, some pundit said he was the most similar to Jerry Rice of any WR that was eligible that year.

Hopefully this time around, our comparisons of St. Brown to Randy Moss don’t look quite that silly in hindsight. 

They will.

Give me a break. There was one actual Moss comparison in this thread—ONE—YATittle on page 2, when he said “elements of Randy Moss with this guy,” not even an actual skill-set comparison and there ARE in fact elements of Randy Moss in this guy in his height, perceived attitude problem and falling in the draft, to name 3.

Sheese. Someone says a player reminds them vaguely of Randy Moss and the whole place loses it.   Why?

Because some snivelly little asshole Queen fan tried mocking us over it?  Weak.

Pistol GB posted:

Give me a break. There was one actual Moss comparison in this thread—ONE—YATittle on page 2, when he said “elements of Randy Moss with this guy,” not even an actual skill-set comparison and there ARE in fact elements of Randy Moss in this guy in his height, perceived attitude problem and falling in the draft, to name 3.

Sheese. Someone says a player reminds them vaguely of Randy Moss and the whole place loses it.   Why?

Because some snivelly little asshole Queen fan tried mocking us over it?  Weak.

Thank you for accurately articulating what I saw, good and bad. Time will tell.

Pistol GB posted:

Give me a break. There was one actual Moss comparison in this thread—ONE—YATittle on page 2, when he said “elements of Randy Moss with this guy,” not even an actual skill-set comparison and there ARE in fact elements of Randy Moss in this guy in his height, perceived attitude problem and falling in the draft, to name 3.

Sheese. Someone says a player reminds them vaguely of Randy Moss and the whole place loses it.   Why?

Because some snivelly little asshole Queen fan tried mocking us over it?  Weak.

Yeah, that’s it.

GB doesn’t need EQ to be good. They need Alexander and Jackson to be good. If EQ is good it’s gravy. But he’s not the missing piece of GBs SB puzzle. 

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Pistol GB posted:

Sheese. Someone says a player reminds them vaguely of Randy Moss and the whole place loses it.   Why?

That is the line I laughed at.  

They are a dissimilar as you can get mentally.  ESB can swear in 3 languages, and Moss couldn't understand a playbook unless it was reduced to comic book form.  ESQ would put more thought into how to take plays off less noticeably than Moss would.  The one we know they both might be similar is in that they want their passes high.  But even here there are differences.  Moss has to really be high to go up and catch it while ESB depends on his nutritional balance to go up for those passes.  

"vaguely" might a term that indicate many similarities exist.  

ChilliJon posted:

GB doesn’t need EQ to be good. They need Alexander and Jackson to be good. If EQ is good it’s gravy. But he’s not the missing piece of GBs SB puzzle. 

 Well someone needs to replace Jordy in that puzzle.

By using 3 midrounders on tall fast guys, I think the brass agrees.

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I've been a Lazard fan. Liked the way he plays. But it is clear that a healthy EQ is a much better player.

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