...because it's football.
...because Holiday Inn Express Brandon FL has glorious HD (and free cookies)
...because I stopped working at noon to work on a thread title---just to placate Boris.
...because Fedya won't be starting this game thread.
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THIS JUST IN!!!!!!!!
Cheaters vs Cleaters.....
It came to me in a dream----- a dream that Satori was in.
A dream in which I told him, "Start yer own damn game thread." 
Hateful.quote:...because Fedya won't be starting this game thread.
Hateful™
Bowlful.
--Eddie Lacy
Over / Under on Suh personal fouls tonight. Line opens at 1.5.
Nice to see 'Murica's corrupted youth on national TV...
So after listening to all the talking head, I am almost led to believe this might be a good game. I'll believe it when I see it.
I smell blow out by Lord Vadar but then again I also had baked beans with dinner..
I love how the Dolphin defender stands over the Pat like a bad-ass------after the Patriot picked up 17 yards on 3rd down.
Act like it's team first, dumbass.
Yeah, that ain't gonna last...
Where's that new Miami culture...Dan?
Good night guys!
With a weapon like Gronk, is Brady playing fair. That dude is dominant. A ****ing horse.
Gronk is just a freak!
Gronk is the TE equivalent of the young Randy Moss. Making men look like boys.
DBs are skeered to tackle him!
Gee, who could have ever seen a screen coming on 3rd and 16?
FS and I really like the way the Pats run their offense. Lots of short passes and screens, and just when the defense start to creep up, POW! They are so patient on offense. We need to do the same thing.
Good comparison there Cuqui.
All things being equal, it's going to be tough to beat Billy and Tommy, not say it can't be done but they are on a mission. Thanks Roger
Cmon Miami.
Phil Simms is so bad.
Just how far down the Dolphin depth chart is Gerg?
Pats are all in on stopping Miller. Billy B. trademark. I'm going to completely erase your best player. Beat us with someone else.
Cuqui......His sister is the starter.
Gerg? Oh ya. Thats right...
Cuqui......His sister is the starter.
She has just as many catches as he does...and as many tackles as Suh.
Goddamn it but Simms is such a moron. And tool.
I stand by my prediction that Peyton Manning will have that job with Nantz starting next year.
When your LG gets called for clipping you're coaching up some questionable ****. Unless he was targeting Suh. Then it's justifiable.
He's even better with Boomer.
Good lord the insufferable meter must implode with both Simms and Esiason in the same studio.
Then you got that nerd on top of it.
WTF was that?
Doh!
Yep. There's a good culture change in Miami. LOL!
Just another reminder that Pouncey never actually attended any classes in school.
My buddy is a stats wonk in order to serve his fantasy success (no, not draftkings or fanduel).
He told me last night that the Pats have thrown the ball more than 80% of the time in 4 games this year. Their record in those games is of course 4-0.
The rest of the NFL, over a number of years, when throwing the ball 80% of the time?
3-109.
That's inconceivable to me.
