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MM: Hey, Dom, what's your game plan for the weekend?

Dom: Hey Mike, been working overtime on further changes to this Nitro package and I got something good.

MM: Great, Nitro was working perfectly before, but I'm interested to hear your changes for the Bears today.

Dom: Ok, first, everything is going to be the same--especially third down packages.

MM: Um... okay...

Dom: I know right?! Second, we're going to make sure the Bears have a lot of offensive penalties before the snap.

MM: I... uh...

Dom: Third, we're going to make sure the Bears give up points and turnovers by throwing balls at the pylon after challenging the play themselves to give the refs a second look.

MM: Dom, that's not really a defensive scheme. That's just playing against a bad team.

Dom: What are you talking about? It's brilliant.

MM: Okay... Well other than that, what other changes do you have?

Don: Those are the only changes we need. My scheme is perfect for all opponents with no adjustments ever.

Later that day after the game...

MM: Dom is an OUTSTANDING football coach.

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