DocBenni posted:In case anyone was wondering: the crow was delicious, my drive into work immediatly after the game provided great sports radio time, and I don't think anyone died because of me during my shift.
Also, I have finished collecting data for a recent study, and have concluded that except for the very young and very old 92.7% of porch accidents involve alcohol.
Finally, another tip from DocBenni: If you come in complaining of belly pain, yet you don't feel it necessary to stop eating cheetos while I'm examining you, then I have no option other than to conclude that you have nothing wrong with you. (from a medical standpoint)
But, but Cheetos are so soothing.