Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course.
Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers they'll lock me up and throw away the key.
Not golfers, you great fool. Gophers. The *little* *brown*, *furry* *rodents*.
We can do that. We don't even need a reason.
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License to kill gophers to kill gophers at will
Over half the dogs on the planet Earth that were alive the last time the Zgophers beat the Badgers in football are no longer living. (Also true of 100% of the fruit flies, but not quite as interesting of a statistic).
Hornibrook gets the start.
I hope Bucky can win this one.......always a tad nervous when Bucky has another team’s number. Bucky has owned that stupid looking gopher.
Keep that Axe kids!!!
F'em Bucky!!
Yeah, F'em!
Wow! Bummer.
Good drive and nothing to show for it.
h'mmmmm
Poor throw by Horni and then a miss on a very makeable FG.
Lets go BUCKY !!!!!!
check out the right tackle, a freshman 6'9 400 lbs
game on espn 2
Taylor almost broke about 3 runs that first drive, and Minnesota is a team that will fold if you get them down in the first half. You let them hang around and they'll be trouble.
Time for the D to figure out the slants and quick ins....
Go get something O!
Minn offense; inside slants, quick passes.
OSU has hung 62 points on Michigan. The Big 10 now will have no one in the BCS playoffs. No way OSU (currently #10) jumps 6 teams in the next week.
MichiganPacker2 posted:OSU has hung 62 points on Michigan. The Big 10 now will have no one in the BCS playoffs. No way OSU (currently #10) jumps 6 teams in the next week.
nice defense Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiichigan !!!!!!!!
They only have to jump Oklahoma, I think. Unless Georgia beats Alabama in the SEC title game, in which case all bets are off.
end of one
Minn 3
Wis 0
skully posted:MichiganPacker2 posted:OSU has hung 62 points on Michigan. The Big 10 now will have no one in the BCS playoffs. No way OSU (currently #10) jumps 6 teams in the next week.
nice defense Miiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiichigan !!!!!!!!
OSU at the Michigan 7 with 1:16 left. You'd think if you score you'd have to go for 2 and hit 70 wouldn't you?
That is, the other teams ahead of them would be losing this week (Michigan, Washington State) or next (Georgia). LSU and UCF aren't getting picked.
Fedya posted:They only have to jump Oklahoma, I think. Unless Georgia beats Alabama in the SEC title game, in which case all bets are off.
| RK | TEAM | REC | TREND |
|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Alabama | 11-0 | — |
| 2 | Clemson | 11-0 | — |
| 3 | Notre Dame | 11-0 | — |
| 4 | Michigan | 10-1 | — |
| 5 | Georgia | 10-1 | — |
| 6 | Oklahoma | 10-1 | — |
| 7 | LSU | 9-2 | — |
| 8 | Washington State | 10-1 | — |
| 9 | UCF | 10-0 | 2 |
| 10 | Ohio State | 10-1 | — |
foul HELMIT TO HELMIT
With UCF's starting QB injured, that gives the committee an excuse to ignore them.
THROW THAT SUKKER (GOPHER) OUT OF THE GAME.
Like to see Bucky throw on first and second down a bit more.
Hornibrook just passed Scott Tolzien for 5th place on all tyme passing yards.
Bad Horni appears.
michiganjoe posted:Bad Horni appears.
when does that Mertz kid come to Wis?????
Hornibrook stinks. Throws into triple coverage/
Bucky needs to pick if up if they want to retain the ax.
michiganjoe posted:Bucky needs to pick if up if they want to retain the ax.
Yes. But does it really matter in terms of this season?
If Hornibrook starts next season as the starter it will mean they are doomed to be an also-ran again.
Minnesota deserves to win this game.
To be shut out at the half by this team is embarrassing.
Minnesota has given up 42 (Maryland), 48 (Iowa), 53 (Nebraska), 55 (Illinois) points this year.
Ibrahiem walks in 10 yards untouched
Minn 10
Wis 00
Just a complete and total embarrassment. No other way to say it.
Wow! Pretty sad.
Completely embarrassing half.
