Hank your assignment for the rest of the evening is as follows. Make a list of all people you have harmed and become WILLING to make amends to them all. 
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank your assignment for the rest of the evening is as follows. Make a list of all people you have harmed and become WILLING to make amends to them all.
How about all the people I've hammed instead?
Pressed Ham
1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
quote:Originally posted by Henry:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank your assignment for the rest of the evening is as follows. Make a list of all people you have harmed and become WILLING to make amends to them all.
How about all the people I've hammed instead?
Pressed Ham
1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
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Hank I wrote this for you.Some of us have been bowed down with burdens of guilt,shame,bitterness,fear,and discouragement since childhood. We are tired of trying to stand,let alone walk under such a heavy load. As we allow our higher power to infuse our soul will we only then receive the gift of peace.quote:Originally posted by Henry:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank your assignment for the rest of the evening is as follows. Make a list of all people you have harmed and become WILLING to make amends to them all.
How about all the people I've hammed instead?
Pressed Ham
1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank I wrote this for you.Some of us have been bowed down with burdens of guilt,shame,bitterness,fear,and discouragement since childhood. We are tired of trying to stand,let alone walk under such a heavy load. As we allow our higher power to infuse our soul will we only then receive the gift of peace.
You should try hunting or fishing instead,it's food for the soul,and cheapier on the wallet then a shrink.
p.s. lay off the sauce. It's not new years eve until tomorrow.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
By the way I am a mental health therapist.
In the same way PackerJoe is a draft expert?
Don't really have anything to add, just wanted to post a picture of Gary Coleman somewhere.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:Hank I wrote this for you.Some of us have been bowed down with burdens of guilt,shame,bitterness,fear,and discouragement since childhood. We are tired of trying to stand,let alone walk under such a heavy load. As we allow our higher power to infuse our soul will we only then receive the gift of peace.quote:Originally posted by Henry:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank your assignment for the rest of the evening is as follows. Make a list of all people you have harmed and become WILLING to make amends to them all.
How about all the people I've hammed instead?
Pressed Ham
1) Applying one's bare buttocks to the window of a moving car.
2) To depress one's unclothed posterior onto another's person. Usually done in a forceful manner.
Sorry, I don't do AA. It's a good thing for lots of people but I find it gets infused with religion, which I personally believe is one of the biggest blights in human history.
As far as the rest of your diagnosis, a little off. You definitely came close on some things but then I can't ask for much considering you're doing a evaluation on a Packers BB. But I appreciate the effort. The comedy was more fun though.
quote:Originally posted by Tobias:
Okay, Lindsay, are you forgetting that I was a professional twice over— an analyst and a therapist. The world’s first analrapist.
OOPS. Being a mental therapist and all I am not a computer wizard. Could someone explain to me how to post a picture? If you would so kindly.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
OOPS. Being a mental therapist and all I am not a computer wizard. Could someone explain to me how to post a picture? If you would so kindly.
hold down alt+F4 key
Man. I forgot just how hot the Mom from "A Christmas Story" was.
quote:You adore your body and your cranial capacity. Unfortunately your unconscious deficits in self esteem register under normal limits set of the standard. Your gratification from admiration with self was clearly documented in your self fondling post. The unconscious demorilization of unsaid humanity is a serious malady. This will take an excessive treatment plan accompanied by a regimented med cocktail plan.
So, doesn't this apply to like, 75% of the posters that frequent x4??
When I opened this I thought we were talking about Hank the Tank, not Henry.
Now I am deeply depressed so could someone recommend a good med cocktail for me? I also could use something strong to get that image of Ms. Close out of my mind.
Please be aware if you are taking this med serious side affects such as abdominal wall breakdown can occur! Nothing to sneeze at!quote:Originally posted by El-Ka-Bong:
Brak got me hooked on this
Can you explain to me what you see in her boobs?quote:Originally posted by Blair Kiel:
Man. I forgot just how hot the Mom from "A Christmas Story" was.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank I wrote this for you.Some of us have been bowed down with burdens of guilt,shame,bitterness,fear,and discouragement since childhood. We are tired of trying to stand,let alone walk under such a heavy load. As we allow our higher power to infuse our soul will we only then receive the gift of peace.
You should meat Jerry. "Mental health professional?" Which school of psychology to you follow predominantly? Or do you just scrub the crappers at a loony bin?
Peace be with you!
Good question. I went to the Augusta state university in Ga for my BA.I did scrub toilets. It was not the best way of life but it allowed me to eat. Such as Ramen noodles and the like. Many therapists work in facilities as custodians. I t really surprises patients when they find out.quote:Originally posted by JJSD:quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Hank I wrote this for you.Some of us have been bowed down with burdens of guilt,shame,bitterness,fear,and discouragement since childhood. We are tired of trying to stand,let alone walk under such a heavy load. As we allow our higher power to infuse our soul will we only then receive the gift of peace.
You should meat Jerry. "Mental health professional?" Which school of psychology to you follow predominantly? Or do you just scrub the crappers at a loony bin?
Peace be with you!
Debate team at Augusta State?
Prom night?
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Good question. I went to the Augusta state university in Ga for my BA.I did scrub toilets. It was not the best way of life but it allowed me to eat.
Freaking coffee every where also. Thanks!
quote:Originally posted by El-Ka-Bong:
Brak got me hooked on this
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I'm not into squirrel jokes.
quote:Originally posted by Blair Kiel:
I'm not into squirrel jokes.
You sure? There are some doozy's out there:
Maybe I have been wrong all along. Maybe hank lost his weiner in the war or perhaps on the job site.
3 months prep,
and that is what you come back with?
and that is what you come back with?
I just found this thread thanks to AA and mental therapy! I would be glad to participate in Randy's beatin'.
quote:Originally posted by Randy Moss:
Maybe I have been wrong all along. Maybe hank lost his weiner in the war or perhaps on the job site.
Freud the Janitor, I'm guessing you spent your college career at Augusta State so you wouldn't feel "dirty" thinking about other men's dicks. Money well spent.
Send me a PM the next time you slink back.
quote:Originally posted by pablopackerfan:
I just found this thread thanks to AA and mental therapy! I would be glad to participate in Randy's beatin'.
No, no, no, no! This about a beat down of me, the narcissist who has excessive love for myself, me and I and me. I've got a lot to hide (and even more to love!).
I forgot how fun this thread is!
It works if you work it. Keep comin' back.
I just had to check back to make sure I didn't miss anything. You know, talking about me.
hank is a stupidhead and smells like cabbage