@antooo posted:I'm guessing you never had a monkey.
When I lived in Ghana one of our neighbors, a hon...er white American lady had a monkey in a cage. It got out one day and bit one of my cousins. That is the worst bite I have ever seen. Took a chunk right out of her arm. EWWW!
@Goalline posted:When I lived in Ghana one of our neighbors, a hon...er white American lady had a monkey in a cage. It got out one day and bit one of my cousins. That is the worst bite I have ever seen. Took a chunk right out of her arm. EWWW!
In jr high, our daughter wanted a monkey for a pet. Our vet said âabsolutely not. They can be vicious.â
wow, i guess you can go wrong with a monkey. retracted.
@PA green & gold posted:In jr high, our daughter wanted a monkey for a pet. Our vet said âabsolutely not. They can be vicious.â
I canât believe you had a daughter when you were in junior high.
@justanotherpackerfan posted:I canât believe you had a daughter when you were in junior high.
Growing up on the farm you learn about the birds and the bees (bulls/cows; roosters/hens) at an early age! ð
@PA green & gold posted:In jr high, our daughter wanted a monkey for a pet. Our vet said âabsolutely not. They can be vicious.â
Yeah, it was pretty nasty. Except for bonobos and orangutans, primates are pretty nasty creatures. Especially humans.
Wait, before you finish this story, is your sister hawt?
@Goalline posted:Yeah, it was pretty nasty. Except for bonobos and orangutans, primates are pretty nasty creatures. Especially humans.
I don't care how cuddly any animal looks...in the right situation, they can cause some damage.
Chimps are a lot more like humans than people realize...from jealousy, to envy...Jane Goodall even observed packs of chimps actually planned out and executed war-like attacks on other groups. She didn't publicize this for fear it would undermine her research...but it's a fact. She witnessed a group of chimps raid another group and kill the males.
The comment about them ripping your nutsack off like a paper towel was based in reality...you get these adolescent chimps with testosterone coursing through their veins, in a fight first thing they go for is the dangle-bag.
Most states make it illegal to own primates, and that's a good thing. It's a lifelong commitment...capuchins can live up to 30 years...and if they are males, wait till puberty hits...then they become a real party.
Chimps not only kill the males in raids. They also take pains to eliminate the infants. No competition for they offspring. Nasty creatures.
anyone remember that chimpanzee attack in connecticut a few years ago? The "pet" ripped off a woman's face and hands. Nasty indeed.
@Thunderbird posted:anyone remember that chimpanzee attack in connecticut a few years ago? The "pet" ripped off a woman's face and hands. Nasty indeed.
That's right!
To me chimps are way scarier than any predator other than leopards. Anything that will fuck with you for no particular reason scares the crap out of me.
No wonder you're scared of Henry.
LOLOL, post of the year.
@Fedya posted:No wonder you're scared of Henry.
Keep that shit up and I'm sending you to North Macedonia.
@Chongo posted:The only thing Henry is raiding is the panty drawers at Pi Delta Pi
I'm told on good authority that he switches it up periodically and raids the boxer drawers at Delta Sigma Pi.
That woman had a "interesting" relationship with that fucking goofy monkey.
This show could never be made today. The chimps would be accused of cultural appropriation.
Clyde was a great actor
@PA green & gold posted:In jr high, our daughter wanted a monkey for a pet. Our vet said âabsolutely not. They can be vicious.â
I can confirm. Daughters can be vicious
Just read Carl haissens âbad monkey.â Hilarious
Maybe his short arms grew.
Guy had four tackles on special teams canât play D hope heâs a camp cut
@mrtundra posted:Maybe his short arms grew.
Lotsa hate flowing in the twit sphere.
â Boris at Timesfour (@x4_Packers) April 4, 2021
You guys forget you're allowed 90 players for camp competition?
Y'all need to chill TFO
Just like I've read that Rodgers vs. Mahomes won't happen because one or both of the teams will be resting starters. Most just assume the 17th game will be the last week of the season.
Looks like it could be Jordanâs coming out party!
There is a 0% chance of KC vs GB in week/game #17 -- Last 2 weeks are division games.
@Pikes Peak posted:Looks like it could be Jordanâs coming out party!
If we are in a race it wonât be.
@Pikes Peak posted:Looks like it could be Jordanâs coming out party!
Also had a coming out party:
GB @ KC would be a great week 1 SNF game.
Yes it would. And we still have our secret weapon, Aaron Jones. Maybe this time they won't let LBs cover him....
I thought Kevin King was the secret weapon. 
@AdamSchefter: Filed to ESPN: Jets trading QB Sam Darnold to the Carolina Panthers for a 2021 sixth-round pick and second- and fourth-round picks in 2022, per sources.