Aaron Rodgers traded to the NY Jets

@Timmy! posted:

When I was a youngster, my Dad bought this (used) '63 Nova station wagon.
That thing was a cockroach; it couldn't be killed.
My brother learned to drive with it, and I had my turn a couple of years after.
It was loaned to other family on occasion, sometimes for just an errand or two, other times were long-term.
It survived multiple minor accidents and a flood.

I mention all that just to say when the time finally arrived to get rid of it, he traded it for a pound of pot.

I had a guy sell me a 1971 Olds Delta 88 for $35 so he could by some weed. The car was sitting in a barn and they couldn't get it running. Took me 10 minutes to get it started. I pulled the motor to use it in my 71 Cutlass and then used the delta 88 in the demo derby with my old motor.

@Boris posted:

Cow chips

A pound of pot sounds like a lot of pot.

That's enough for a long weekend for Goldie.

Funny story about buying weed.  Apparently my son was partaking when he was away at college.  One day he was texting a buddy to see if he could buy a dime bag from him. Only problem was that he sent the text to my wife,  not his buddy.

Oops!

I once drove home with a pound In my trunk. I was very cautious on that drive. It was $400 back then.

Did your wife hook him up?

I remember buying Mex keys back when.
Lucky if you ended up 1.5 pounds after removing all the stems and seeds.
Used to get them sent via Greyhound bus from CA.

We are at different ends of the pot spectrum, my friend. I have never tried it.

@Goalline posted:

We are at different ends of the pot spectrum, my friend. I have never tried it.

Condolences! 

40 years since I smoked a time or two…I tell Mrs.Kiel (who has never smoked once) that with it being legal everywhere she should try it, but she heard someone jumped out a window once after smoking  pot, so no.

Goldie, how do you keep from jumping out of windows?

@Blair Kiel posted:

...but she heard someone jumped out a window once after smoking  pot, so no.

Art Linkletter's daughter?

My gummies are ready for tonight.

@Blair Kiel posted:

40 years since I smoked a time or two…I tell Mrs.Kiel (who has never smoked once) that with it being legal everywhere she should try it, but she heard someone jumped out a window once after smoking  pot, so no.

Goldie, how do you keep from jumping out of windows?

She lives in a basement?

Nobody's jumped out of a window.  Stared at one for an hour, maybe, but jumped....too much work.

@lovepack posted:

My gummies are ready for tonight.

Posting that could be like walking into a hornets nest!

@RochNyFan posted:

Funny story about buying weed.  Apparently my son was partaking when he was away at college.  One day he was texting a buddy to see if he could buy a dime bag from him. Only problem was that he sent the text to my wife,  not his buddy.

So did she have one for him?

@Blair Kiel posted:

Goldie, how do you keep from jumping out of windows?

Windows are for amateurs. This is her summer Tuesdays.

@lovepack posted:

Nobody's jumped out of a window.  Stared at one for an hour, maybe, but jumped....too much work.

The biggest danger of smoking pot: waking up the next morning and seeing the stockpile of Funyons you purchased while high.

@Packiderm posted:

Posting that could be like walking into a hornets nest!

That's sexy talk for the half of this board who don't have their dentures in.

Can’t get enough of these dipshit pothead stories

@Iowacheese posted:

Can’t get enough of these dipshit pothead stories

Just wait till we get into the aggressive street drug stories.

@Blair Kiel posted:

40 years since I smoked a time or two…I tell Mrs.Kiel (who has never smoked once) that with it being legal everywhere she should try it, but she heard someone jumped out a window once after smoking  pot, so no.

Sounds like a bad case of...

Hilarious movie.

I mean, just look at that floosie.

Search: Harry J. Anslinger
His thoughts, bs, and how he freaked out the politicians with his views has had the effect of delaying Hemp research for many decades for the buzz and reasons other than the buzz.

@lovepack posted:

I once drove home with a pound In my trunk. I was very cautious on that drive. It was $400 back then.

Did your wife hook him up?

Suffice to say, she was not amused. She quit dealing years ago.

@Herschel posted:

So did she have one for him?

No, she was strictly dealing coke, no weed.

It is fascinating how the odds to win the division have changed with the trade and the draft.

https://www.si.com/nfl/packers...ng-in-nfc-north-odds

Briefly:

While draft grades and rookie projections are irrelevant, there was a sizable move in the NFC North odds at FanDuel Sportsbook following the draft.

In odds that debuted at the start of March, the Lions were +180 to win the NFC North, followed by the Packers at +260, Vikings at +300 and Bears at +350.

About 10 days later, following the Bears’ blockbuster trade of the No. 1 overall pick and with the Aaron Rodgers trade winds blowing like a hurricane, the Lions shortened to +145, the Vikings and Bears moved to +280 and +300, respectively, and the Packers plunged to +410.

Following the draft, Green Bay is back in the No. 2 spot. The Lions remain a strong favorite at +140. They are followed by the Packers at +330, Vikings at +350 and Bears at +350.

The only thing fascinating is how you continue to spend so much time on a message board during week days when you're supposed to be teaching our youth.

Would you really rather he teach our youth?

Those odds are largely based on Goff replicating or being better than last season. I don’t know that I’d be comfortable with that.

The odds are largely based on how money is coming in.

Still 196?

@bvan posted:

Search: Harry J. Anslinger
His thoughts, bs, and how he freaked out the politicians with his views has had the effect of delaying Hemp research for many decades for the buzz and reasons other than the buzz.

The man could paint a picture!

“By the tons it is coming into this country — the deadly, dreadful poison that racks and tears not only the body, but the very heart and soul of every human being who once becomes a slave to it in any of its cruel and devastating forms. ... Marihuana is a short cut to the insane asylum. Smoke marihuana cigarettes for a month and what was once your brain will be nothing but a storehouse of horrid specters. Hasheesh makes a murderer who kills for the love of killing out of the mildest mannered man who ever laughed at the idea that any habit could ever get him.”

@Blair Kiel posted:

40 years since I smoked a time or two…I tell Mrs.Kiel (who has never smoked once) that with it being legal everywhere she should try it, but she heard someone jumped out a window once after smoking  pot, so no.

If it happened it was no doubt a Viking fan….who could blame him/her/he/she/they?

@PackerHawk posted:

@Blair Kiel posted:

I mean, just look at that floosie.

What's up with the Vikings logo on her 'chest'?
Is there a subliminal message I'm missing?

the subliminal message is:  don't think for yourself.  let others control your life through fear.

kaya kaya

So today Saleh said it was crazy that Rodgers had a wish list of players to join him on the Jets. Even tho they now have Lazard, Cobb, Turner and Boyle.  And now Adam Schefter is reporting that Mason Crosby has visited the Jets.   So is Saleh a liar or is he just that stupid?