Aaron Rodgers traded to the NY Jets

@packerboi posted:

So. He's willing to do this, but not get a sho*.

The Panchakarma cleanse @AaronRodgers12 recently completed:
1. 3 days of Ghee therapy (consume Ghee until you evacuate at both ends)
2. 1 day Therapeutic vomiting
3. 1 day Laxative therapy
4. 3 days of herb drops in nose
5. Many days of enemas
6. Yoga and meditation throughout

— MN Researcher (@veith_daniel) February 22, 2022

He seems really fixated on his lower digestive tract.

@Chongo posted:

I started my own Panchakarma like 12.

I'm also growing a man-bun...the problem is, the only shot I have of that happening is on my back.

I could have them on each side of my head, but I'm not sure the Princess Leia look would be advisable with the balding on top.

@Harry Manback posted:

Sounds like someone speaking from experience

Who do you think told him about it?

@Chongo posted:

Spurs are City's 49ers...we just can't beat those fucks.

TBH...not winning the league isn't as big a deal as making sure Herr Chompers and the Liverpuds don't.

Can't we agree to hate all of those teams?

Who are you kidding? You hate every team that isn't Bayern.

I don't hate Sint Truiden.  I spent a pleasant evening there once.

@packerboi posted:

The Panchakarma cleanse @AaronRodgers12 recently completed:
1. 3 days of Ghee therapy (consume Ghee until you evacuate at both ends)
2. 1 day Therapeutic vomiting
3. 1 day Laxative therapy
4. 3 days of herb drops in nose
5. Many days of enemas
6. Yoga and meditation throughout

— MN Researcher (@veith_daniel) February 22, 2022

He's really going for the populist vote.

I’m in the middle of a Packerlandkarma cleanse

1.) 3 days of Cheddar/PepperJack therapy (consume cheese until you can’t evacuate at either end)

2.) 1 day of binge drinking vomiting

3.) 1 day of colonoscopy prep

4.) 3 days of talking about weather with an old guy named Herb

5.) Many days of M&M thearapy

6.) Getting worked up and all anxious over Rodgers and Juwan Howard throughout

@Henry posted:

Who do you think told him about it?

@Fedya posted:

I don't hate Sint Truiden.  I spent a pleasant evening there once.

Dafuk is a Sint Truiden? Is it near the taint?

hmmm....maybe Aaron's political future is to heal the great divide. He has  just the right amount of wokeness, conspiracy theoryism, sports appeal and gameshowyness for the entire population to get behind and heal in gratitude for all that we have been through and all that we have.

No. He hasn't got a chance politically anywhere. Dharma seeking conservatives would do about as well as science denying liberals....blue, red, purple forget it.

@Chongo posted:

Wearing, suspenders, a Fred Perry polo and bouncing up and down to ska music I'm sure.

What’s better than that?

@MichiganPacker posted:

I could have them on each side of my head, but I'm not sure the Princess Leia look would be advisable with the balding on top.

It is not any worse.

@ammo posted:

Or maybe he will go the Jack Kemp route and run for political office.  Maybe the reason for the supposed new house in Tennessee?  Or re-establish residence in Cali?   Or challenge Tami Baldwin in 2024?

Please, no. Jack Kemp was a really sensible man. This jackhole is nuts.

@Henry posted:

Or maybe he's buying a banana plantation?

A banana republic, more like.

@Goalline posted:

A banana republic, more like.

Who’s Who

@MichiganPacker posted:

Fair point. Herschel is also bat-shit crazy. If he was just running as a garden-variety Republican he'd be a shoo-in.

Honestly think there is an IQ deficit with him.

@Iowacheese posted:

Who’s Who

Who’s whom! Whom!

@Chongo posted:

Ugh, I’m terrible with movie shots and quotes. If it doesn’t come from a Monty Python movie I don’t know it.

@Chongo posted:

Dafuk is a Sint Truiden? Is it near the taint?

Be careful, or else Tschmuck might think you're weird and pervy.

And how difficult would it have been to look up Sint-Truiden in your favorite search engine?

Spending like half the day at ATL airport and then getting the pleasure of driving home 90 minutes from MKE in that shit storm weather system has given me a real appreciation of what a fuckbag Rodgers and these other spoiled ass athletes have to deal with.  

I don’t care about your sensibilities, or your Cali zen bullshit, or whatever the fuck book you might be reading 12.  Make a goddamn decision and announce it.  Youse getting on my nerves already.  If you want to bounce, I’m cool with it.  You want to stay with the GBP, I’m down.  You want go drag this out and play fucking mind games I’ll drag your hippy ass to MKE and you try to drive in this shit.  Rain literally freezing on contact to the windshield and ain’t no cranking the defrost to remedy that shit.  

I need to retire already and head to AZ.  

Oh do I see a stupid ass weird Feyda in the house?  Yeah you go get bent as well.  Some obscure 1935 movie is calling your name.

Fedya and Tschmack before they head to Arizona together:

@Fedya posted:

Be careful, or else Tschmuck might think you're weird and pervy.

And how difficult would it have been to look up Sint-Truiden in your favorite search engine?

Because finding the most obscure fucking global soccer clubs is beneath me.

@Goalline posted:

Ugh, I’m terrible with movie shots and quotes. If it doesn’t come from a Monty Python movie I don’t know it.

You've missed nothing...it's from Arrested Development, a WAY overrated comedy that had a cult following. It had it's moments...but largely meh. The family were wealthy real estate developers, yet owned a frozen banana stand also.

Politics in AZ are as strange as it gets I don’t give a shit.  The weather is glorious and I’d gladly hang out but Feyda is off the grid on the weirdness scale.  

Given my drive today I honestly think the Indy 500 might be easier.  Downpour on 894, “freezing rain” near West Bend that was gnarly - like it froze on contact and no wiper wash is solving for that shit.

I would have gladly traded off driving with a foot of snow on the ground compared to this nonsense.

I adore our cabin “up nort” but otherwise fuck this place.  And you want to talk about climate change today is the feature story.  Should have been all snow today not fucking freezing rain ‘zilla but hey who’s taking notice.

Tschmack and Fedya when they get to Arizona:

@Tschmack posted:

I need to retire already and head to AZ. 

I'm halfway there, very close to completing the journey!!

@Henry posted:

Bet he doesn't say shit about what he's going to do.

Great foreshadowing.  He actually said a lot about shit.

Pancake cleansing will do that to you.

@packerboi posted:

So. He's willing to do this, but not get a sho*.

The Panchakarma cleanse @AaronRodgers12 recently completed:
1. 3 days of Ghee therapy (consume Ghee until you evacuate at both ends)
2. 1 day Therapeutic vomiting
3. 1 day Laxative therapy
4. 3 days of herb drops in nose
5. Many days of enemas
6. Yoga and meditation throughout

— MN Researcher (@veith_daniel) February 22, 2022

I would say Rodgers is full of shit, but obviously that's no longer true.

@Chongo posted:

You've missed nothing...it's from Arrested Development, a WAY overrated comedy that had a cult following. It had it's moments...but largely meh. The family were wealthy real estate developers, yet owned a frozen banana stand also.

Don’t let Packerhawk read this. He long ago surmised that anyone who didn’t get that show was dumb. Or was that PH? May have been JJSD.

@Blair Kiel posted:

Fedya and Tschmack before they head to Arizona together:

I'm the one who gets to fuck Ann-Margret.

Ann Margaret just might be the most beautiful actress ever.

@Blair Kiel posted:

Ann Margaret just might be the most beautiful actress ever.

Beautiful - yes. Most beautiful - that’s a stretch. But those cans!!!