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word of advice, when watching the Golden Girls, just go ahead and finish the episode before any special time. With attention completely on Dorothy, you may grab the mayo instead of the standard slippery stuff and end up with your danglers smelling like a BLT. From personal experience, the following morning with ants on your balls is not as appealing as it first sounds.
my God dude...you are fukked up
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Originally posted by the-icon:
You just can't win. First you segregate me like a negro. Then impersonate me. This is because you can't win any sort of debate with me. All that does is make me want to inject more reality to your life which destroys the bubble you have created and makes you even more defensive. A bad cycle you have created.


Thinking of going to the beach. You know, a real beach on the ocean, not one that is crowded, overrun with thugs, on a lake that smells like a rotted salmon.


Remember, none of these guys is banging 20 somethings. They are just jealous. So, tell me about your day at the beach.

BTW, I was shocked when you mentioned you had not attended college. You write so well.
True. they are what I call marriage zombies. They get to a point where they realize they are screwed because its either do whatever nagging wife says, abandoning all hopes and dreams, or be ruined in divorce and have to start all over.

I'm working on an article which aims to show how wars have been better avoided. Whether it be Revolutionary, Civil, WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Gulf, they either have been pointless, produced more negatives than positives, and the positives achieved would have happend organically.

As a former Northerner I apologize to the South for the war crimes of men like General Sherman.
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Originally posted by Iowacheese:
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Originally posted by the-icon:
word of advice, when watching the Golden Girls, just go ahead and finish the episode before any special time. With attention completely on Dorothy, you may grab the mayo instead of the standard slippery stuff and end up with your danglers smelling like a BLT. From personal experience, the following morning with ants on your balls is not as appealing as it first sounds.
my God dude...you are fukked up


And you JUST realized this
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Not done, and youll just delete it and replace it with a gay fantasy or something since it might be too real for you.

Sayting things dropping an atomic bomb on civilians not being a good idea might be too controversial.


Instead I am working on an idea for a reality show/movie. Inspired by River Monsters and the overused plot of a crazy rich man hunting people on an island. Take morbidly obese people and put them on an island with no food other than like pinecones and plants. And the guy has to catch them with his rod and reel baited with things like McDonalds, cake, kfc. Last one left wins.
More ingrate douchebag idiots like Coach whining about Favre. The guy gave you 15 seasons of winning football. Never missed a game. Was traded by our GM. Then even at age 40 still has a better record and dismantles the Packers both times.

I love how you want to have your cake and eat it too. If Favre had looked bad in either of those games youd never shut your pie hole about it. Then even when he does have a dominating performance you overlook it.

Do you think Rodgers is going to be leading a team to an NFC championship game when hes 40. He cant even win a playoff game.

I remember the days of Sibera and Favre pulled this organization out of that.

Dont even reply with some half assed attempt at being witty, just go f yourself.
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Originally posted by the-icon:
Dont even reply with some half assed attempt at being witty, just go f yourself.


you said you would dodge nothing, yet you consistently dodge. "I'm going to write an article" to "you couldn't handle it anyway...I'm going to do something else." All that bombast, but in the end an empty balloon. Claims for enlightenment, yet in the end w/o substance it remains; trolling. A fake persona from a sad little man.
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I'm working on an article which aims to show how wars have been better avoided. Whether it be Revolutionary, Civil, WW1, WW2, Korea, Vietnam, Gulf, they either have been pointless, produced more negatives than positives, and the positives achieved would have happend organically.


Oh good more revisionist history---probably right along the lines of Bret never retired--simply because he never filed the papers. Never mind the cry in his vicodin retirement press conf.

I have been thinking for a number of years now that once I retire (or semi-retire) I would like to stay active by teaching some 100 and 200 level history courses at a small college.

I-con just what creditendials do you have that would suggest anyone pay any type of academic interst to some dribble you write about the Revolutionary War having been pointless?

Christ I think you have a higher opinion of yourself than Bret has of himself.
I have to step in because you guys lack of humor is killing ratings


So Henry, how many pelicans have you cleaned so far. How are you making a difference with the oil spill.

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Goaline, I've read in some African countries they use young boys to give the cows cunnilingus to stimulate lactation. Does this partly explain your move to the cow state.

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I cant fault a guy for wanting to continue to work. Obviously right after the season theres a lot of emotional drain and aches and pains. A couple months of rest recharges the batteries though. Hes a lot older than most qb's last and is taking it year by year.

Just because he didnt ride off into the sunset when managment and some fans wanted him to, thats their problem. With as good as season as he just had I think its obvious he made the right choice.

Maybe he felt pressure to call it quits because he and anyone with half a brain knew they werent going to have Rodgers sit a 4th year, and the thought of having to try to go to a new team seemed really overwhelming. That he still continued to play even though exiled to a NY team that wasn't that good or that good of a fit for him, when he could have just said no thanks and retired, shows how bad he still wanted it.
I sense you are bitter getting played in the global warming scam. That had to hurt.



Personally I dont care much about oil. Its an archaic fuel source that is still in mainstream use because these oil companies are making a fortune and don't want that gravy train to end. Theres no reason the vast majority of people couldn't be using electrical cars for instance.

All these wars and what not are just putting in place the infrastructure and puppets to be in position to control the declining easily mined oil sources. Thats all it is and the sheep go right along.
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Originally posted by the-icon:
I sense you are bitter getting played in the global warming scam. That had to hurt.



Personally I dont care much about oil. Its an archaic fuel source that is still in mainstream use because these oil companies are making a fortune and don't want that gravy train to end. Theres no reason the vast majority of people couldn't be using electrical cars for instance.

All these wars and what not are just putting in place the infrastructure and puppets to be in position to control the declining easily mined oil sources. Thats all it is and the sheep go right along.


Can you try and keep your contradicting dogma to a dull roar please.
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Originally posted by Goalline:
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Originally posted by the-icon:

Goaline, I've read in some African countries they use young boys to give the cows cunnilingus to stimulate lactation. Does this partly explain your move to the cow state.



Partly. Cunnilingus with cows. One of the most pleasurable experiences of my life. You've tried it?


I'd bet icon has tried it. He likes it best when he gets to brown arm it. Warm and Moist, that's icon's motto.
pet peeves of the day

1. Frumpy fat over the hill housewives who enter their young daughters in stupid beauty pagents to try to recapture their youth.


2. Guys who try to name their kids something overly macho like Gunner, Blade, etc. Giving a name like that isnt going to decrease the possibility of them being a homo. Being an overbearing douchebag of a parent just might increase it though.

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