Packers agree to four-year, $2.364M deal with fifth-round WR Jared Abbrederis, including $144,560 signing bonus
quote:If you want to score 30 points a game it's a huge need
Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix has an INT return for a TD.
Jeff Janis has a punt return and kickoff return for a TD.
Carl Bradford has a strip sack and returns the fumble for a TD.
Julius Peppers sacks the QB in the end zone for a safety.
There's your 30 points right there.
That is a pretty good start in life for a walk on whitey
Guys like Gronk and Graham are matchup nightmres for opposing defenses which is great, but there's only a few of those guys around. Abbrederis is crafty, smooth and reminds me of a less-defined Robert Brooks. He's not going to simply out-muscle guys or just blow by them on a fly route but he's been good at finding ways to get open.
As a return guy I also like his ability even in swirling Chicago winds. After all, he's had plenty of practice catching weirdly wobbling rocket balls the last two years.
Originally Posted by Satori:
Originally Posted by Goalline:
As usual, your observations are spot on. You know football like I pretend to.
Thanks much, but I disagree. I don't know football, I just like to read a lot about it from people who do know football and then I share some of the good stuff here.
Go Packers
Plagiarist!
I do appreciate your posts. Keep them coming, bro.
Originally Posted by Hungry5:
Packers agree to four-year, $2.364M deal with fifth-round WR Jared Abbrederis, including $144,560 signing bonus
Already? The dude couldn't wait to become a Green Bay Packer.
Should have held out for a share of the hotdog concessions.
Originally Posted by Goalline:
No one will describe Abby as that. Really nice guy. Really religious too(nobody is perfect, right?), and unlike too many christians he actually lives it in the way he treats others.
A dig at religion in a football thread? Really? What's next...politics in a football thread?
All That Being Said....can't we all just get along....shouldn't we all be happy that Abby is not a Muslim Terrorist? Hey now...I wonder if TT would draft a Muslim Terrorist if he could play ILB?
Wait! Now that I think about it, at MTU (Muslim Terrorist University) they must have a good defense because their offense really consists of only one basic play: the bomb!
Hee hee. See what I did there. Isn't that funny? Jokes about religion just crack me up. Thank you. Thank you. Oh no.....please...stop....Matinee on Sunday's and stay for the buffet!
Now...can't we just talk about football without any digs on religion, or politics, or the liberal bias of the lamestream media?
There...did I cover it all?
come on Tdog! where's your sense of humor?
Jeebus you get all butt-hurt on a throw-away comment from GL?!?!
Try growing a thicker skin or maybe remove the sand from your vay-jay-jay
Shoeless: I'm not butt-hurt...I'm just trying to be funny/satirical like all the other posters.
GL's comment was cute....even though it's an old one. Wait! What? You didn't think my comment was funny or cute? come on, now...where's your sense of humor?
I'm just trying to be funny/satirical like all the other posters.
Yeah, well you're quickly approaching the fedyasphere of hilarity.
Doesn't all this butt-hurt belong in another thread?
Ha...Yes it does GBFL...but then...there would only be one Forum and only one thread in it.
Pete is watching the rookies catch punts: "Jared Abbrederis catches easily. Davante Adams not. He misjudged at least 3 and caught them head high."
apart from the cocaine thing, I see this working out or something
Originally Posted by Fedya:
quote:If you want to score 30 points a game it's a huge need
Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix has an INT return for a TD.
Jeff Janis has a punt return and kickoff return for a TD.
Carl Bradford has a strip sack and returns the fumble for a TD.
Julius Peppers sacks the QB in the end zone for a safety.
There's your 30 points right there.
7+7+7+2=30?? Must be the Fedyaya new math. Did you go to school in Iowa or something?
Ammo quotes me:
How many points is this?
quote:Jeff Janis has a punt return and kickoff return for a TD.
How many points is this?
12. Your hypothetical total is 26. Every rose has its thorn.
No matter what the weather, my milkman can always be counted on.
I'm glad you expect Mason Crosby to miss all those extra points, ChilliJon.
I assumed they went for two each times and faled.
this thread needs a metaphor
and OMGosh, El-Ka-Bong ......American Ninja Warrior.....LOVE IT. Although REALLY loved the original Ninja Warrior (Japanese version) on Bravo, better. and I never saw the nakid guy doing it. ha ha ha.
Originally Posted by SanDiegoPackFan:
Shoeless: I'm not butt-hurt...I'm just trying to be funny/satirical like all the other posters.
GL's comment was cute....even though it's an old one. Wait! What? You didn't think my comment was funny or cute? come on, now...where's your sense of humor?
Problem being you suck at it.
Don't let me stop you, it's hilarious.
quote:and I never saw the nakid guy doing it. ha ha ha.
Have you ever seen a grown man naked? Do you like gladiator movies?
Originally Posted by ammo:
Originally Posted by Fedya:
Ha-Ha Clinton-Dix has an INT return for a TD.
Jeff Janis has a punt return and kickoff return for a TD.
Carl Bradford has a strip sack and returns the fumble for a TD.
Julius Peppers sacks the QB in the end zone for a safety.
There's your 30 points right there.
7+7+7+2=30?? Must be the Fedyaya new math. Did you go to school in Iowa or something?
Goodell is working behind the scenes to make each TD & EP worth 9 points, and each safety to be 3 points. Fedya just didn't want to come out and spill the beans - so to speak. Using those numbers it does indeed total 30 points.
Originally Posted by Henry:
Originally Posted by SanDiegoPackFan:
Shoeless: I'm not butt-hurt...I'm just trying to be funny/satirical like all the other posters.
GL's comment was cute....even though it's an old one. Wait! What? You didn't think my comment was funny or cute? come on, now...where's your sense of humor?
Problem being you suck at it.
Don't let me stop you, it's hilarious.
aw shucks, Hank, thanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rl_NpdAy3WY
I wonder how this Abbrederis guy is going to do.
What does he have to do with this thread?
I do hope he makes the team. I think another team will pick him up if he's cut or tried to be put on PS.
