Vikings Suck 2.0

We need a Rooney-type rule for white running backs….they could call it the Grabowski Rule.

You mean a position at which the highest paid player in the league is white? H word, please!

Yeah, no worries for the white RB.

Now, white CB, you got something special. I think every NFL team should have a roster exemption for a white CB.

Jason Seehorn should be required to make enough babies with Angie Harmon to fill every roster in the NFL, and if he can’t I should get to step in for him.

Wait, did you say I can’t make white babies with Angie? Why, you racist. Don’t you oppress me. I can do anything I set my mind to.

I think you're confusing Seehorn with Rivers.

Rivers cant play CB.

No but maybe his kids could.

@Goalline posted:

Wait, did you say I can’t make white babies with Angie? Why, you racist. Don’t you oppress me. I can do anything I set my mind to.

My white babies with Angie Harmon would be whiter than your Obama-looking babies with Angie Harmon, just sayn’.

The Cowboys’ coaching staff has been hit hard by COVID-19, and now the head coach is among those infected.

Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy has tested positive for COVID-19, according to ESPN. He will miss the Cowboys’ Thursday night game against the Saints.   😳 😳 😳

@Goldie posted:

The Cowboys’ coaching staff has been hit hard by COVID-19, and now the head coach is among those infected.

Cowboys coach Mike McCarthy has tested positive for COVID-19, according to ESPN. He will miss the Cowboys’ Thursday night game against the Saints.   😳 😳 😳

Thanks Goldie.  Right on top of things as usual

@Blair Kiel posted:

My white babies with Angie Harmon would be whiter than your Obama-looking babies with Angie Harmon, just sayn’.

Hateful! Hairy backs color babies.

@Pikes Peak posted:

Thanks Goldie.  Right on top of things as usual

Hey, I do what I do…….    

@Goalline posted:

So all RBs look alike? So rac…so backist?🤷‍♂️

Kirk thinks all his O-linemen’s asses look alike, right. I mean, all he sees is 5 big, fat,white (pantsed) asses. So why is that not racist?

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Our local paper has a word scramble.  The illustration shows guys in a sports bar yelling, "Are you kidding me?" "Ugh, how could he miss that" while at the top it shows a ref on TV announcing, "Kick no good."  At the bottom it says, "The sports bar was full of adult males after their team lost, the bar was full of -----.

Even though they didn't provide enough spaces, my rapid fire instinctive answer was....Viking fans.

@QuietOne posted:

Our local paper has a word scramble.  The illustration shows guys in a sports bar yelling, "Are you kidding me?" "Ugh, how could he miss that" while at the top it shows a ref on TV announcing, "Kick no good."  At the bottom it says, "The sports bar was full of adult males after their team lost, the bar was full of -----.

Even though they didn't provide enough spaces, my rapid fire instinctive answer was....Viking fans.

Was there enough room for “Mason Crosby”?

Someone left the door open and some trash blew in!

Haven't you been told to put your toys away?

@Packiderm posted:

Someone left the door open and some trash blew in!

Sorry about that. I'll get out the bleach bucket.

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Since we all know that the Vikings suck, I am picking Detroit, in an upset, over the vikings this weekend. Detroit gets their first win by humiliating the vikings. I feel Detroit is primed for this game. GO LOINS!!!

KARK WILL CHOK!!!

@TouchdownWhitewaterJesus posted:

Was there enough room for “Mason Crosby”?

Not even a witty or funny troll.

Just a sad troll.

Kind of fitting based on the team he pulls for…no wit, no fun and plenty of sad.

@mrtundra posted:

Since we all know that the Vikings suck, I am picking Detroit, in an upset, over the vikings this weekend. Detroit gets their first win by humiliating the vikings. I feel Detroit is primed for this game. GO LOINS!!!

I'm kinda torn on this. I may end up in the hospital from laughing if this happens.

@Blair Kiel posted:

Not even a witty or funny troll.

Just a sad troll.

Kind of fitting based on the team he pulls for…no wit, no fun and plenty of sad.

You’ve got it all wrong, sir.  Sometimes I just like to point out the hypocrisy of my fellow packer fans.  I mean, pointing to the misfortunes of the Viking’s kickers while our team employs a guy who’s making 66% of his field goals?  A lot of times I think we, as packer owners, look for faults in other teams because we don’t want to admit our own.  And speaking of own, they have owned us as of late, winning the last 2 and going 7-4-1 in the last 12.  Their entire starting defensive line was out last game, they lost Barr and Cook, and Peterson has covid.  Not comparable to our unprecedented injuries but this may certainly help our chances in beating them in their upcoming super bowl.  Go! Pack! Go!

Even in X4 your takes suck!

But I love the Packers!

Post by whiskerbiscuit » Mon Nov 22, 2021 4:24 pm

Yeah, that Belicheck sure is an overrated head coach.

One year with Cam at QB and however many guys they had opt out in the COVID season. What a shitty HC.

Here's another way to evaluate Bill Belichick. Before he turned into perhaps the best head coach in NFL history, he was one the best defensive coordinators in NFL history. Bill Parcells won two Super Bowls with the Giants. Belichick was the DC for both teams. Bill Parcells made another Super Bowl with the Patriots (where they lost to the Packers in 1996). Guess who was the associate head coach for that Patriots team - Bill Belichick. Parcells made another AFC title game when he was with the Jets in 1998. Guess who his DC was? It was Bill Belichick. In other words, Bill Parcells never won a playoff game where Belichick wasn't a key guy on his staff.

https://www.nytimes.com/2005/1...became-ordinary.html

During the 12 years that they worked together -- with the Giants, the Patriots and the Jets -- their teams went 117-73-1, winning 11 playoff games and 2 Super Bowls. Their third Super Bowl together, the loss to the Packers, came during the only one of Parcells's four seasons in New England with Belichick at his side.

In his six seasons without Belichick -- in New England and Dallas -- Parcells has lost more games than he has won. His Belichick-less record, 44-47, is worse than Dave Wannstedt's career record or Wayne Fontes's or Jim Haslett's. Without his old understudy, Parcells has won as many playoff games as Bruce Coslett or Butch Davis: none.

So Bill Belichick has made a long career of riding on other people's coattails?

No no.  Riding Bill Parcells's coattails.

Hard to believe any coach would be better with a great QB, conversely how many good coaches failed because they didn’t have one?

Point being Pedmo thinks Belichick is overrated and only won due to Brady.  Here  he's got his team on fire in the AFC with a rookie QB. That defense against Tennessee was everywhere last Sunday.

@MichiganPacker2 posted:

Here's another way to evaluate Bill Belichick. Before he turned into perhaps the best head coach in NFL history, he was one the best defensive coordinators in NFL history. Bill Parcells won two Super Bowls with the Giants. Belichick was the DC for both teams. Bill Parcells made another Super Bowl with the Patriots (where they lost to the Packers in 1996). Guess who was the associate head coach for that Patriots team - Bill Belichick. Parcells made another AFC title game when he was with the Jets in 1998. Guess who his DC was? It was Bill Belichick. In other words, Bill Parcells never won a playoff game where Belichick wasn't a key guy on his staff.

https://www.nytimes.com/2005/1...became-ordinary.html

During the 12 years that they worked together -- with the Giants, the Patriots and the Jets -- their teams went 117-73-1, winning 11 playoff games and 2 Super Bowls. Their third Super Bowl together, the loss to the Packers, came during the only one of Parcells's four seasons in New England with Belichick at his side.

In his six seasons without Belichick -- in New England and Dallas -- Parcells has lost more games than he has won. His Belichick-less record, 44-47, is worse than Dave Wannstedt's career record or Wayne Fontes's or Jim Haslett's. Without his old understudy, Parcells has won as many playoff games as Bruce Coslett or Butch Davis: none.

You’re so close…..

Now do Belichick without Brady.

@TouchdownWhitewaterJesus posted:

while our team employs a guy who’s making 66% of his field goals?  A lot of times I think we, as packer owners, look for faults in other teams because we don’t want to admit our own.  And speaking of own, they have owned us as of late, winning the last 2 and going 7-4-1 in the last 12.  Their entire starting defensive line was out last game, they lost Barr and Cook, and Peterson has covid.  Not comparable to our unprecedented injuries but this may certainly help our chances in beating them in their upcoming super bowl.  Go! Pack!  Suckqueens Go!

What the fuck is this we as packer owners shit?  Spelling Packers with a small p is all I need to know about you.   If you are a Packer owner I'm Donald Driver.

BTW  fixed that for you.

You've been "Pedmo'd "

If Whitewater Jaymo was a real Packer owner, it would take him 2 seconds to walk into the den and post a picture of his stock certificate. It’s as easy as posting a picture of a 1951 Bowman Ted Frisch:

Ted was my high school gym teacher.

How cool is that? You need to do a whole post dedicated to what you remember of that.