2023 Packers Off-Season Thread

@PackLandVA posted:

My "peninsula" is (sadly) more like a point. Maybe a cape at best.

It's about how you sell it. As in, "Hey Beautiful. Let's go back to my place. My Cape Crusader is twitching to go where other men have gone before."

My lighthouse will guide your your little boat home.

A new name or Murphy trying to raise more revenue?

I'd like to see THAT sledding hill.

@YATittle posted:

I'd like to see THAT sledding hill.

Outside is the sledding hill. Inside they have the swing.

#Packers signed former #Texans starting safety Jonathan Owens @jjowens_3 @KPRC2

— Aaron Wilson (@AaronWilson_NFL) May 12, 2023

@Shadow posted:

Outside is the sledding hill. Inside they have the swing.

More like a hammock.

@michiganjoe posted:

#Packers signed former #Texans starting safety Jonathan Owens @jjowens_3 @KPRC2

— Aaron Wilson (@AaronWilson_NFL) May 12, 2023

I don't follow the Texans. How former is he? I'm going to take a little time later on today and watch his highlight videos. I'll let you guys know if I find a bad play.

He's married to Simone Biles.

please send all green bay recommendations!!!!! food, things to do, etc https://t.co/rd9o7oO687

— Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) May 12, 2023

Boom baby!!!! There's the safety we needed.

....and now we know......why Gutey wasn't worried in the draft.

We have 10 safeties on the roster. Surely, we will find 2 who can play? Maybe...maybe...

USA Today sports wasn't too kind. He had some positives (availability, starting experience, playing special teams (where have we heard this before?), but the negatives were run support, coverage, passer rating against...
You know, the things that matter.

It had to be said, “There’s safety’s in numbers.”

@Gsands posted:

A new name or Murphy trying to raise more revenue?

Interestingly,  that's the factory where they make the jugs machines.

@Timmy! posted:

USA Today sports wasn't too kind. He had some positives (availability, starting experience, playing special teams (where have we heard this before?), but the negatives were run support, coverage, passer rating against...
You know, the things that matter.

#

Yeah, but where did they happen? Owens sounds like a stop-gap, so I still want to see what Johnson brings and maybe try out Rasul there as well if Stokes comes back 100%.

@Boris posted:

please send all green bay recommendations!!!!! food, things to do, etc https://t.co/rd9o7oO687

— Simone Biles (@Simone_Biles) May 12, 2023

Those lists are just like you, Simone. Short.

1. Packers Games
2. Beer Drinking
3. Deer Hunting

That's all I got...

@Chongo posted:

1. Packers Games
2. Beer Drinking
3. Deer Hunting

That's all I got...

Bowling

Culvers

Applebee's.
Kwik Trip.

Title town brewing company (for the Walleye.) Chili John's, Krolls, Stadium View, Badger State Brewing Co., Bay Beach for fun in the sun, and lastly, Door frickin County!

Jonathan Owens' combine/pro day stats:

Height: 5-11

Weight: 210 pounds

40-yard dash: 4.43 seconds

3-cone: 7.0 seconds

Vertical leap: 43 inches

Broad jump: 11-0

Bench press: 18 reps

You know, I really like and have a lot of respect for PFF, but sometimes, I think they're just full of it...

PFF ranks Packers roster 27th out of 32 NFL teams entering 2023 season

This whole narrative of "you don't have any receivers" needs to be dispelled.

@Fandame posted:

Those lists are just like you, Simone. Short.

In spite of the smiley, it's a cheap shot.
(short people ain't got no business...)
If hubby makes the team, she'll have tons of opportunities in WI along with all the national and international things she has going.

@YATittle posted:

Culvers

No one from GB would ever mention Culvers before Krolls.
Culvers copped similar names for their products like butterburgers, but it ain't the same.
Fish fry with Haddock instead of Perch?
Send the poor girl to Maricque's Bar!

Pull tab investing.

@Packmeister posted:

This whole narrative of "you don't have any receivers" needs to be dispelled.

Let 'em spout their crap. You can shove it in their face in December.

125 tackles as a starting Safety last year. Comes on the cheap. Wasn’t excited by the Campbell or Douglas signing. Was proven Rong again. Maybe Gute found another gem

@bvan posted:

No one from GB would ever mention Culvers before Krolls.
Culvers copped similar names for their products like butterburgers, but it ain't the same.
Fish fry with Haddock instead of Perch?
Send the poor girl to Maricque's Bar!

Love Krolls, but I thought it funny that our new TE was so jazzed about all the Culver's, so my comment was a riff on that.

For Friday fish fry in Green Bay, we love Redwood Inn.

@packerboi posted:

125 tackles as a starting Safety last year. Comes on the cheap. Wasn’t excited by the Campbell or Douglas signing. Was proven Rong again. Maybe Gute found another gem

Simone Biles coming to town also

@Chongo posted:

1. Packers Games
2. Beer Drinking
3. Deer Hunting

That's all I got...

I’d love to watch her deer hunting.😂

@Gsands posted:

A new name or Murphy trying to raise more revenue?

I should do my laundry someplace more polite. pic.twitter.com/gNbopeBMAh

— Ted S. (@JustACineast) December 4, 2022

@Fandame posted:

Those lists are just like you, Simone. Short.

She should check OfferUp for a lightly used ice fishing shanty.

She's so short he could LITERALLY rest a stein of beer on her head.

The old perfect woman meme.

@michiganjoe posted:

He's married to Simone Biles.

My main takeaway here is that the installation of the new bigger and 4K video boards is going well.

From looks of it they should be fully operational well before the first preseason game against the Pats.

The field crew needs to get on those patches of dead grass. I realize it's along the edges and far from the playing field, but I need that Kentucky Bluegrass that is reinforced with SIS Grass to be looking stellar in all corners.

Grounds crew slacking this spring. The practice fields look like death as well.

@FreeFromWhatYouAre posted:

My main takeaway here is that the installation of the new bigger and 4K video boards is going well.

From looks of it they should be fully operational well before the first preseason game against the Pats.

The field crew needs to get on those patches of dead grass. I realize it's along the edges and far from the playing field, but I need that Kentucky Bluegrass that is reinforced with SIS Grass to be looking stellar in all corners.

Grounds crew slacking this spring. The practice fields look like death as well.

The hill is in great shape tho….first things first.