Phat Eddie™

Probably gained another 10lbs by now.

I hope he doesn't eat her

She is sucking what little motivation he has right out of him!?!?!

I hate mac and cheese!

Just sayin'.

My nieces and nephews tell me that I don't appreciate the finer points of Mac and Cheese.

They may be right.

All I know for sure is that on summer days with a strong temperature inversion, the entire city of Beloit smells like the inside of a box of Kraft macaroni and cheese.

Finer points my ass.

Mac N Cheese from a box is cat food. Bad cat food. 

Make your own dammit. 3/3/3 rule. 3 tablespoons butter. 3 tablespoons flour. 3 cups milk. Melt the butter and flour together. Stir in the milk. Toss in a little paprika and red pepper flake. Add 12 ounces of cheese. Sharp Wisconsin cheddar. Don't **** with any nonsense cheese. Sharp Wisconsin Cheddar only. Grated. 

Pour that over some boiled and drained elbows, mix, put it in a 9"x9", top with bread crumbs and bake that in the oven for 30 minutes. Maybe top it with a little crumbled bacon if you want to ride the lightning. 

Little hot sauce? That's Mac n Cheese. 

Hoping Eddie doesn't read X4. 

Cool!

Bake at what temp? 350?

Now Take that Mac & Cheese recipe, poach some lobster (crab works too) & add it to the mac & cheese before baking

350. Sometimes I cheat the cheese and add 16 ounces with 3 cups of fat free milk. Go a little overboard with paprika and pepper flake. Hot sauce wakes everything up. 

That's how I view Janis. The ingredient at the end no one saw coming. He could be the 2015 Howard Green. Brandon Jackson. James Starks. Zombo. 

Someone no one planned on being the guy that ended their season. 

Janis isn't the answer to 2015. Cobb, Jones, and Davante are the answer. Janis could be the guy no one thought was part of the question. 

But Janis has 10 weeks to figure out how 6'3" 225 beats down a a defenses 3rd or 4th best 5'11 205lb option at corner off the snap. Get that **** figured out rook. Fast. 

Crumbled bacon.

Ride the lightning baby.

One last ingredient relating to "heat"....

Jalapeno!

Chipotle in adobo? Any good pepper finishes off Mac N Cheese like Lacy rumbling for 11 on 3rd and 6 with 1:25 left and no time outs. 

I'm mile high fired up for Denver. 

Chilliya?
Next thing ya know, we're gonna have a weekly thread dedicated to cooking/recipies...

I've said something similar and have wondered why is he almost always the 1st gunner down on punts for the tackle, but can't get to the open space as a WR?

Great point. 

I wonder if it is that he can't get off the line of scrimmage or he is having difficulty reading the defense to make the same adjustment that AR sees he should make?

I usually add hotdog pieces....is this lobster thing as good as hotdogs?

add hot dogs and you're right back to cat food. 

Only obscure, foreign recipes...

Thanks for the response. Good question. My point is that I am not sure about it myself. Many others have asked the same questions. We want to give him the benefit of the doubt but he does not pass the eyeball test and then his numbers are down as well. Is he unmotivated because he is fat or is he fat because he is not motivated. A healed ankle will give us a clearer picture.

Oh, and thanks for the Cheese and Mac recipes. Soon I might be called "Phat Pat"

Obscure?  Foreign?  Fedya will all over this

For great mac and cheese, add smoked gouda to the sharp cheddar.

Eddie is so fat, his spirit animal is a fried chicken.

I mean, look at the size of his FatHead, it's 3D for God's sake.

Is he unmotivated because he is fat or is he fat because he is not motivated.

Eddie's two great loves: junk food and cartoons. He hates football.

Compared to what? Look at the first 6 games last year to this year, and remember he injured his ankle in week 2 this year. 

BK makes a mean Coq au Vin with McNuggets and a boxed White Zin.

And is Starks getting more carries because he is better or is Eddie getting less carries because Eddie is worse?

Craig Nall really needs to have a pancake on his head.

I know it's a lousy choice Tdog, but it's the only one you got.

He is motivated to eat

the volume of dum in this thread is unfathomable.

Mac and Cheese is to be served with Spam and Peas.  

Is it unfathomable because it's dum or is the dum simply unfathomable?  Eddie just gained 5 pounds after literally eating a box of Mac and Cheese because he's too unmotivated to cook it.

Eddie is so fat his Polo shirt has a real horse on it.

Eddie is so fat he fell down, broke his leg and gravy spilled out.