Vikings Suck 2.0

Boob monkey lives in the main house....

Blair Kiel posted:

Wait til he sees my BIGGER Traeger grill.

Bigger.  Or does it just LOOK bigger because of the camera angle.

Ask Jenn Sterger.

https://youtu.be/P7Ok2UW4110

From the Vikings Ventline call in show. Vikings lose at SF 10-27. These hosts of the show are taking calls with 11 minutes to go in the 4th quarter of the vikings- 49ers game. Yes, the game was out of reach for the vikings at that point. Loving it!

SteveLuke posted:

Nice article in St. Paul paper about the likely roster purge coming for the Queens.

https://www.twincities.com/202...get-younger-in-2020/

I wouldn't want any of their free agents to be picked up by Gutekunst.

Boris posted:

😂

Jaymo is pissed

I stumbled across this gem of a thread on rube chat...

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Post by -Jaymo- » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:40 pm

I saw some packer fans bitching about how they were rooting for the chiefs because a Dick Sherman and the 49ers were classless.

Tyreek Hill
Kareem Hunt


^classy packer guys.....

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Post by Chuck North » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:52 pm

-Jaymo- wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:40 pm

I saw some packer fans bitching about how they were rooting for the chiefs because a Dick Sherman and the 49ers were classless.

Tyreek Hill
Kareem Hunt


^classy packer guys.....

I'm sure you accidently "saw" this. It's not like Packermo spends most waking hours foraging multiple Packer sites.

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Post by Chuck North » Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:54 pm

I just want a great game. Please don't be a one sided borefest like the last two 9er games.

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Post by -Jaymo- » Tue Jan 21, 2020 4:23 pm

Chuck North wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:52 pm

-Jaymo- wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 21, 2020 3:40 pm

I saw some packer fans bitching about how they were rooting for the chiefs because a Dick Sherman and the 49ers were classless.

Tyreek Hill
Kareem Hunt


^classy packer guys.....

I'm sure you accidently "saw" this. It's not like Packermo spends most waking hours foraging multiple Packer sites.

Clueless Chuck

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Post by Chuck North » Tue Jan 21, 2020 5:37 pm

^^^ represents all vikling fans ^^^

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Post by Sarge » Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:32 pm

I am also Chiefing it up. Niners have enough rings.

Plus, Mahommes is one of us. Great Minnesotan.

All flavors, and push-ups too

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Post by RubeTube » Tue Jan 21, 2020 8:24 pm

Joe Bag 'O Donuts wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:44 pm

PurpleHaze wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 21, 2020 7:35 pm

Joe Bag 'O Donuts wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 21, 2020 6:29 pm

I know, that's exactly what a covert Packer fan would do is to go overboard so as not to arouse suspicion.

You're a full blown psychopath. Holy shit dude you need professional help. Seriously.

Racist moron that has no self awareness is dangerous. You really do need help, I am not joking at all. You're a despicable gross excuse of a human being.

Hey, relax man. So you've picketed when the calls haven't gone the Pack's way, big deal. Don't keep that shit under wraps man, be proud of it!

Holy shit! Haze is a covert Packa Backa?!?

Often imitated never duplicated

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tl; dr; dc (didn't care)

It's the off season... let's bring these two dick bags back.  We have much to discuss.

Gary Kubiak named offensive coordinator.

Koobiak and Kark! Match made in Valhalla!

I'm seeing a ship in the distance....has a very bright light on it.....it's getting closer....closer....

HOLY SHIT!! That purple ship is on FIRE!! It's sinking!! Somebody call 911! 

Boris posted:

I'm seeing a ship in the distance....has a very bright light on it.....it's getting closer....closer....

HOLY SHIT!! That purple ship is on FIRE!! It's sinking!! Somebody call 911! 

...and that gurgling sound is someone trying to blow the viking horn underwater! Nice bubbles!

Boris posted:

I'm seeing a ship in the distance....has a very bright light on it.....it's getting closer....closer....

HOLY SHIT!! That purple ship is on FIRE!! It's sinking!! Somebody call 911! 

Why in the heck would you call 911?   

Because we need a punching bag. Can't eliminate the conflict. 

Don't you see how they manufacture reality TV? 😆

Oh the humanity!

it takes a special kind of suck to be the queens 

https://profootballtalk.nbcspo...dinators-by-vikings/

As reported last week, Gary Kubiak is moving from being an assistant head coach and senior advisor in 2019 to overseeing the offense in 2020. The Vikings also announced that Andre Patterson and Adam Zimmer will be co-defensive coordinators.

Did anyone really think that Adam Zimmer would not be named DC? The ship is listing..........

Boris posted:

Because we need a punching bag. Can't eliminate the conflict. 

Don't you see how they manufacture reality TV? 😆

You're talking about The Biggest Loser, right?

mrtundra posted:

Boris posted:

I'm seeing a ship in the distance....has a very bright light on it.....it's getting closer....closer....

HOLY SHIT!! That purple ship is on FIRE!! It's sinking!! Somebody call 911! 

...and that gurgling sound is someone trying to blow the viking horn underwater! Nice bubbles!

Barooooo gurgle gurgle!

Thunderbird posted:

Boris posted:

Because we need a punching bag. Can't eliminate the conflict. 

Don't you see how they manufacture reality TV? 😆

You're talking about The Biggest Loser, right?

Jaymo has his own show? Man I guess he REALLY IS a high roller! 

SKOLOLOLOL

Toupee’...er...Touché!!!

Slocum or Zook to take over Queens special teams?

Time to coax Winston Moss into purple?

The biggest move so far this off season to improve the Packer offense.

AINT. NO. STOPPIN'. US. NOW.

That's about as desperate a move as I've ever seen.

How do you hire Dom as a 3-4 guy when isn't Zimmer & Son a 4-3 business? And while Zimmer says he's constantly trying to make it better, ya gotta wonder how the players are taking to hiring Dom!

Gotta have a scapegoat for when the defense goes into the chitter and ZimZam ain't gonna blame Little ZimZam

Truth be told, ROTTT did not give Capers much to work with. Datone Jones? Nick Perry? Ha Ha Clinton-Dix? Damarious Randall?

Clay Matthews, BJ Raji, Julius Peppers, Charles Woodson, Nick Collins . . . .

MNPackman posted:

Truth be told, ROTTT did not give Capers much to work with. Datone Jones? Nick Perry? Ha Ha Clinton-Dix? Damarious Randall?

Capers had plenty to work with ... through 2010.

Then Ted kicked Jenkins to the curb so he could make Hawk one of the highest-paid inside linebackers in the NFL, Nick Collins got hurt and Ted replaced him with M.D. Jennings & Jerron McMillian, and Ted without Schneider and Dorsey at his side began whiffing on the likes of Nick Perry, Jerel Worthy, Datone Jones, Khyri Thornton, HaHa, Damarious Randall, Quentin Rollins, Josh Jones, Montravious Adams, etc.

Plenty of blame to be shared between the overmatched defensive coordinator and the out of touch GM

Holy shit jayblow is losing it

(putting my packer fan, we hired jerry gray, cap on)
This is a great signing! Former defensive coordinator! And just imagine all of the info Zimmer can glean from him about the packers! I like it!


FANDAME
1/28/201:54 PM
New blood is almost always good. Get someone from outside who can come in and tell you a different perspective.
PACKERBOII
1/28/202:33 PM
Outside voices. What a concept.
BORIS
1/28/202:36 PM
Basically, MLF just put Pettine on notice.

If the defense doesn't improve in 2020.....
MICHIGANJOE
1/28/202:45 PM
Gray was DC for both the Titans and Bills. Like the hire.
FANDAME
1/28/203:10 PM
This. ^^ And that the Vikings have always played Rodgers tough in the air. Gray must be doing something right.
GREENBAYLA
1/29/2010:23 AM
I like the hire, MLF sends Pettine a message, Gray adds experience and options.
BRAINDED
1/29/204:06 PM
Filling your support staff with former head coaches indicates confidence.

The weak and unsure would view it as a threat to their job security. The strong and confident will celebrate it and utilize the experience.

I'd bet my left testicle that MLF and Pettine fall in the confident category and this isn't some move to light a fire under Pettine. It's a move that he probably signed off on because he thinks it will help the team improve.


    

SteveLuke posted:

MNPackman posted:

Truth be told, ROTTT did not give Capers much to work with. Datone Jones? Nick Perry? Ha Ha Clinton-Dix? Damarious Randall?

Capers had plenty to work with ... through 2010.

Except that's 100% incorrect.  I would point to the bevy of players who left the country club to do good things with other teams.

You know what this thread needs?  Pull my finger.

Henry posted:

Clay Matthews, BJ Raji, Julius Peppers, Charles Woodson, Nick Collins . . . .

Post SB45..... apart from Peppers.

MNPackman posted:

Holy shit jayblow is losing it

(putting my packer fan, we hired jerry gray, cap on)
This is a great signing! Former defensive coordinator! And just imagine all of the info Zimmer can glean from him about the packers! I like it!

How can ol one eye gleam anything from Capers about the Packers since it is whole new offense, with many new players and a whole different scheme?  And Jayblow tried to tell us he knew football!!!       

Packiderm posted:

Gotta have a scapegoat for when the defense goes into the chitter and ZimZam ain't gonna blame Little ZimZam

You sure about that?

ammo posted:

MNPackman posted:

Holy shit jayblow is losing it

(putting my packer fan, we hired jerry gray, cap on)
This is a great signing! Former defensive coordinator! And just imagine all of the info Zimmer can glean from him about the packers! I like it!

How can ol one eye gleam anything from Capers about the Packers since it is whole new offense, with many new players and a whole different scheme?  And Jayblow tried to tell us he knew football!!!       

We can file this along with his Smokeshow wife, 10,000 guitar, Treager grill and his closet full of Roy Moore for Congress hats and buttons!