I thought you could for weed too? They only test once a year between the start of TC and the first preseason game. You should be able to bake 9-10 months a year.
@Chongo posted:other than not to smoke it or eat it.
geez dude - don't even say that
For 2021 weed testing, the NFL raised the level for a positive test from 35 ng/ml all the way up to 150ng/ml.
You can beat that with some dilution + creatine ( or cheeseburgers)
They also changed the penalties for a positive, so its barely a slap on the wrist for the 1st few transgressions. They send you to counseling:
" umm...don't get caught ya dumbass"
And let's not stray too far from the topic at hand :
The Vikings Suck
@Satori posted:geez dude - don't even say that
For 2021 weed testing, the NFL raised the level for a positive test from 35 ng/ml all the way up to 150ng/ml.
You can beat that with some dilution + creatine ( or cheeseburgers)They also changed the penalties for a positive, so its barely a slap on the wrist for the 1st few transgressions. They send you to counseling:
" umm...don't get caught ya dumbass"
Thanks for the tip Cheech
Cousins said he has thought about surrounding himself with plexiglass in the QB room. He was asked why he would go to such lengths when a vaccine would be far more effective and efficient. He said the decision is personal and private.
He's been "doing research" on the vaccine. Yeah, sure he has.
I am sure if we all take up a collection, we can make Karks dream come true. At least then he can't hurt anyone - off or on the field. I wonder if there are any other Viking players who will want to join him?
Michael Irvin: If you’re unvaccinated that means you're not serious about winning a championship.
Kris Cousins: Yeah I thought that was obvious when I signed with the Vikings?
It's an airborne virus Kirk. So, unless you build your plexiglass box without air holes, you're screwed.
How many calls has the Vikings front office made to the the NFL today asking if they can void the $80 million due Kirk without a cap hit because he refuses to get vaxxed?
Kirk Cousins claims he's been "educating" himself about this, but he's not bothered to talk to the doctor the NFL has arranged to talk to players about their concerns? His "education" is probably anti-vax YouTube videos.
Well, he must be a scientist because he certainly isn't a QB
His religion will protect him. Just pray hard and uncle Covid will pass you by.
What a goddamn stooge!!
For the most part, he is getting slammed on Twitter... And a good amount are Viking fans..
@R MaN posted:For the most part, he is getting slammed on Twitter... And a good amount are Viking fans..
Much like last year.
How do you like me now!
To be fair to Cousins, nobody is catching anything from him once it’s January.
Cousins only passes things successfully to his opponents, so this may be the Vikings scheme to win a SB.
@MichiganPacker2 posted:Kirk Cousins claims he's been "educating" himself about this, but he's not bothered to talk to the doctor the NFL has arranged to talk to players about their concerns? His "education" is probably anti-vax YouTube videos.
"Educate yourself" is such a joke. I'm going to educate myself by getting my doctorate and a masters in statistics.
Of course, this positions them as the odds-on favorite to win it all this year.
@PackerHawk posted:Cousins said he has thought about surrounding himself with plexiglass in the QB room. He was asked why he would go to such lengths when a vaccine would be far more effective and efficient. He said the decision is personal and private.
He's been "doing research" on the vaccine. Yeah, sure he has.
I'll be impressed when he surrounds himself in plexiglass at the line of scrimmage. Every pass would be doink.
@Tschmack posted:His religion will protect him. Just pray hard and uncle Covid will pass you by.
What a goddamn stooge!!
:.. if it knocks me out, it knocks me out. I’m going to be OK. You know, even if I die. If I die, I die. I kind of have peace about that,
Whatever man, it's all good.
Wow what a shocker.
Kark would pull up a chair next to the band on the Titanic with his rosary thinking 10 our fathers would magically seal up the ruptured hull and save the 1500 or so people that died.
I’m guessing the Wilfs would be perfectly fine with constructing a plexiglass structure for him preferably with no holes so he could choke himself out.
What an ignorant moran.
I just can't get over the fact that these players will inject whatever will get them back in the game yet refuse a vaccine that over 100 million Americans have received.
@antooo posted::.. if it knocks me out, it knocks me out. I’m going to be OK. You know, even if I die. If I die, I die. I kind of have peace about that,
Whatever man, it's all good.
By this logic, why would you even bother to look for cars before you walk across the street, or bother to stop at a red light while driving?
Have to believe if the Queens had even a reasonably viable option at QB Cousins would be gone.
@PackerHawk posted:Cousins said he has thought about surrounding himself with plexiglass in the QB room. He was asked why he would go to such lengths when a vaccine would be far more effective and efficient. He said the decision is personal and private.
He's been "doing research" on the vaccine. Yeah, sure he has.
Three CNN employees were recently fired for not being vaccinated. I wonder if they had done research on the vaccine?
The Wilfs and the vikings surrounded their playing field with plexiglass. It is still killing birds!
I wondering if Kark holds out, on getting the vaccinations, will the League step in and ban him from playing? There are a lot of players who haven't gotten the vaccinations, yet. Will they be barred from playing?
If they're able to trace outbreaks, that start having measurable monetary effects on teams, to unvaccinated players then they're going to start dropping the hammer on these clowns still "doing research". The NFL is NOT going to lose money for a second consecutive season, even at the expense of star players.
Forbes reported recently that the Cowboys are worth 6 billion dollars. Several other teams are 4+ billion dollars.
Absolutely the league will do everything in their power to protect their financial interests and if I’m an owner like Zygi Wilf your franchise is more important than your idiot QB.
At some point these teams may just get rid of the non believers.
Meet the apple tree.
Kirk Cousins’ dad believes that Satan is behind textbook changes, cancel culture, efforts to remove Confederate statues, and the current [Black Lives Matter] platform in “pro sports.”
— Resist Programming 🛰 (@RzstProgramming) August 5, 2021
This is where he gets his ideas from. pic.twitter.com/VSnExkgfyo