Vikings Suck

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#Vikings, fans get OK to return to field, stands at TCF Bank Stadium; tornado watch in effect until 11 p.m. strib.mn/1Lpmth8

 

However, the Suck Watch remains in effect until 2080. 

Tell us how much you really hate the Vikings, ChiliJon. 

There's a 17 year old in Brainerd that's already gone through six reams of paper and a few crayola 64's with bonus sharpeners to design the next stadium. Dream big kid. Failure keeps all doors open!!!

 

If you cant win fans over by winning. Build another stadium. 

 

At some point in the future the Vikings stadium will feature a field 6 feet underground and shaped like a coffin. And with each loss a little dirt will rain down from the rafters. 

 

I hate the Vikings. 

Dare I say genius.

At some point in the future the Vikings stadium will feature a field 6 feet underground and shaped like a coffin. And with each loss a little dirt will rain down from the rafters.

Is that anything like snow falling through the roof? 

I concur!

 

I also loathe the queens... but Chili's vitrol so often says, often exceeds, my word and with such eloquence, I cannot post, or need to, myself

As a 3rd generation bears rival and a person who loved my time in ChiTown, I'd be happy to see the bears finish 2nd in the NFCN every season.

 

The worst part of the queens are their fans.

Vikings fans are much, much worse than Bears fans. I hate the Chicago Bears football team a lot more (winning that NFC Championship game there was almost sweeter than the Lombardi), but their fans are much less obnoxious.

The Twin Cities media reports that this season the Vikings could be a surprise team in the NFL. Usually that denotes something good. I don't see the Vikings rising above the third spot in the NFC North, anytime soon. Even with all of those high first round draft picks(because they sucked the previous season), it will take a lot of effort and luck to make this team a contender. Keep hoping, Vikings' fans, and keep reminding us of why you deserve a championship so much!

Don't know how good they'll be, but a healthy AP should make their offense better, Bridgewater better and their defense better. Should make the whole team better.

I think they probably will manage to pull ahead of the Lions this year, mostly due to the Lions regressing, though. Losing Suh and Fairley is really going to hurt that defense.

Personal fouls should decrease for the Lions with Suh, Fairly and Schwartz all moving on.

How good are the Detroit kitties going to be with their new running back??  Talking heads think he's the best.... 

Im not going to lie though. I dig Deandre Leavy. That guy is a football player. 

 

Regarding the improved Viking defense. Terrence Newman is going to start. He's 37. Amari Cooper took him to school last night. Trey Wayne's sucks. And Captain Munnerlyn is playing his way to the bench. Spielman went out and signed the Captain to a nice $4 million per free agent contract. Well done Rick!

 

The Vikings Suck!

Vikings Hall of Famer.

Cris Carter Advised NFL Rookies To Get A 'Fall Guy' To Cover Up Their Crimes (Video) --http://t.co/omuTsG8Zo8

— BroBible (@BroBible) August 23, 2015

Chris Carter telling rookies to have a fall guy in their crew. https://t.co/htZNk3Pk9n

— Rich Hill (@PP_Rich_Hill) August 23, 2015

Cris Carter is a POS?

 

Who woulda thunk...

All he does.....

Tom Crabtree@itsCrab

He's a ****ing moron. twitter.com/profootballtal…

 

Yep. 

Warren should have taken to heart what C C said. 

“Y’all not gonna all do the right stuff. I gotta teach yall how to get around all this stuff too. If you gonna have a crew, one of them fools got to know he going to jail.”

 

Little help here.....

 

Wow.

 

Thank you Chris and NFL network for continuing to expose the ****tiest players in the NFL for who they are.

 

Error bspn... my bad!

 

Epic.

Carter telling them how to get around the law & Sapp yucking it up in the background, the NFL must be proud!

So must bspn.

and here's Carter's apology.....  Cris Carter Apologizes For Advising NFL Rookies To Have 'Fall Guy'    

The sad thing is Chris had a point and a common practice for some. Heck, didn't Aaron Hernandez try to have one, and Ray Lewis also.

I just had some Twin Cities espn radio on during lunch.  They were interviewing a guy who clearly played for the Vikings during some of the time Carter did (but don't know who).  Boy, was he critical of Carter.  He said Carter was an example of the best in the HoF and the worst.  

By best, he referred to his ability, specifically his belief CC had the best pass receiving hands ever in the NFL.  By worst, he was referring to character.

Make you wonder who CC's fall guy was, doesn't it?

No one going bring up the elephant in the room?

Lol...

 

 

  

Both of these morons are in the PF HOF and Jerry Kramer remains on the outside looking in.

 

Let's break down Cris Carters emotional apology last night on NFL Countdown. All 22 style. 

 

“It’s really hard to go through my thought process, I can’t make an excuse for what my mindset was"

 

This is the right pre snap read. He recognizes the zero blitz. Solid recognition. 

 

"My heart was in the right place. I didn’t use words that I was very proud of. It’s not the kind of advice I would offer young people. I would never tell young people to break the law or avoid prosecution."

 

Ok, At this point protection has completely broken down. The receivers are running go routes. The defense has dropped into cover 3 and the RB is on his knees vomiting. Unfortunately Cris has failed to recognize that saying what he would never tell young players to do is exactly, precisely, absolutely, and literally what he told the young class of 2014 to do. Just make sure you have a fall guy. This play is truly screwed. 

 

"It was bad advice. I really, really regret my words when I heard them come back to me. And more importantly it hurt young people and it hurt them in their approach to the National Football League"

 

Yes, he's broken containment but this play is officially a dumpster fire. Take the sack. Throw it away. Punt. Stop talking! ****!!!! someone needs to lose a job over this play. 

 

"So I take it very, very seriously. I do regret that day. I hope moving forward that the NFL still has enough trust in me and has me connected to their young people.”

 

Yes, the end result here was a game losing pick 6. But Cris is going to live another day to say something stupid. I think he will. 

 

Hell might have just froze over. Dare we say classy?

 

I'll take it with a grain of salt

Vikings laying some 2019 FA groundwork. They have this down to a science. 

 

Too easy.

 

 

This is not good news, nor is it a chance to gloat but I did not know where to stick it (softball there).  More sadness in MN:

http://profootballtalk.nbcspor...vikings-new-stadium/

Because it means so much.

 

 

They're the undisputed off season Champs