Vikings Suck

#Vikings ruled out four defensive starters -- Linval Joseph, Anthony Barr, Harrison Smith and Andrew Sendejo -- against #AZCardinals. Oof.

— Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) December 9, 2015

Dagger

Note to self : Start Carson Palmer this Thurs

Already did

This damn thing is uglier that Soldier Field. 

http://www.wxow.com/story/3070...source=facebook_WXOW

Rick is paying Mike Wallace $10 million for his TD reception this year. Almost as bad as paying him $28,000 per yard. 

Sister Christians second year stats were so much better than Teddy's. And Sister Christians second year stats sucked ass. 

SKOL!!!

Number of games where Adrian has carried it more than 20 times or gained more than 100 yards and lost?

23. Twenty Three . Twenty three effing times . 

Has anyone ever heard Adrian say the coaches should have thrown it more in those losses and not made him the focus? 

I have not. Ever. 

This makes him a kid beating stat centered prick. 

DH13 posted:

Childress probably manning the grill that night.

I doubt it. Zimmer didn't say it was a kick-ass burger.

Welcome back ChilliJon. Glad to see you're feeling better.

Couple of thoughts: Zimmer has that team headed in the right direction. Teddy won't take them to the promised land, but they do play with more professionalism and discipline than they have for the past several years. 

Second, the US Bank stadium is a blight on the landscape. I don't care how nice it is inside, and I'm sure it is, it just sucks on the outside. Every time I drive by I think that instead of US Bank on the outside, it should say US Steel. Ugly, just flat-out fugly.

The new Queens stadium is supposed to look like a Viking Longboat, but looks more like the inholy lovechild of the Ironclad Merrimack or that stealth ship from Tomorrow Never Dies. #Designfail

I suppose Le(a)d Zeppelin was already taken. 

Almost looks like the Shark Tank

Whatever it looks like it's a sad excuse for a football stadium

a - the vikes play there

b - it has a roof

I can't abide those Jawas Vikings!  Disgusting creatures!

(On an inland fresh water lake in Minnesota) Aren't we in international waters?

Interesting scenario for Giants-Vikings

Sunday night's Giants-Vikings game will have no direct playoff implications if the Packers lose to the Cardinals on Sunday afternoon.

The Vikings will clinch a playoff spot if the Seahawks beat the Rams OR the Falcons lose to the Panthers, both likely scenarios. If Green Bay then loses in Arizona -- another seemingly likely outcome -- Minnesota's Week 17 game against the Packers will become a win-or-go-home showdown for the NFC North crown, with the Week 16 Giants-Vikings game becoming meaningless.

I appreciate all the Viking potential scenarios. I do. But we all know where it ends.  A loss. It always ends with a loss. The Vikings last game of every year in the history of forever ends with a loss. They suck. They have always sucked. They will lose their last game. They will always lose their last game. 

Fjck the Vikings.  

I like Chilli's late night posts best

Ok I thought I would bring this topic back near the top again. I would like to put aside what to think of the Packers future after this season, who to sign, and what is wrong with the offense and get back to good old fashioned hating of the Vikings and what this week means.  Sure, the Packers haven't been at their best this year but to sweep the regular season over the spermheads not matter what makes the season complete to me. 

I say embrace the hate this week!!

And honestly, nothing about last week or this video changes my personal disposition regarding Paul Allen. 

I'd smash his face in with a 9 iron today with the same gusto I would have 14 days ago. 

Re: How did so many Viking fans get into Lamebo on Sunday?

by Packiderm » Wed Jan 06, 2016 8:08 pm

To be fair, I saw Wayne do that exact same thing in the Dome once. Took Ragnar's horn and blew it like a porn star.

Any one catch APs latest musings on being wronged, misunderstood, and sharing his thoughts on how things really are in the recent SI piece?

Heres a couple highlights.

On his meeting with Roger Goodell.  

“Roger Goodell, man, I don’t know. . . . This is when I knew he was blind to the fact of what I was going through. I sat down with him. He asked me, ‘What is a whuppin’? . . . It was one of the first questions. . . . It kind of showed me we were on a totally different level. It’s just the way of life. For instance, in Texas, we know what whuppin’s are. Down there, if it snows, people are going to go crazy. They’re going to close schools. They’re going to shut it down. Here, you’re used to that. It was just a tough situation, because of misperception. . . . I get it. I get why. But you still shouldn’t pass judgment on people when you don’t know.”

Yep. Roger doesn't understand what you were going through. Wonder what your 4 year old son understood what he was going through. 

"I know in my heart there's not many fathers better than me"

He's said a lot of stupid **** in his lifetime. This might be the stupidest **** ever. Does he even know the names of all his kids? 

Adrian Peterson is one ignorant POS. 

Wow, is he delusional.  Incredible POS for sure.

Wells Fargo to photobomb Vikings' stadium, claim Wilfs. 

http://m.startribune.com/wells...just-fine/364658501/

That's awesome 

Well, they have the "public investment" part right. They are full of schit on the "iconic" designation of the US Steel/Bank Stadium. It is ugly!  

It's an iconic failure, just like everything else the Vikings do. 

First the Vikings...now their sponsors can't take a little competition.

Color me surprised.

LINK to Failure

Fedya posted:

Wells Fargo to photobomb Vikings' stadium, claim Wilfs. 

http://m.startribune.com/wells...just-fine/364658501/

Do they realize they are fukking with a company that could squash them like a bug? Stoopid!

Boris posted:

LINK to Failure

From the comments section:

"That dude's field goal would have been easily blocked. Just saying".

Bud Grant in short sleeves

by Packiderm » Mon Jan 11, 2016 8:00 pm

As good as AP's career has been. He's been a monumental failure when things mattered. And I mean monumental failure. A-Prod bad. 

Boris posted:

LINK to Failure

the old man throwing his hat...."oh my gOd!"