Vikings Suck

 

 

If you watch long enough, Wile E. starts skating backwards.

Same thing happens watching the Spermheads secondary. 

Latest idiocy from child beater. 

 

Beaterson declares himself the Michael Jordan of the NFL

 

If I was 23 I'd be pissed.

His ego is so much larger than his IQ.

I would love to be 23 again.

Ugh he's no Mike Jordan.  Play about 6-7 more years at an All Pro level and then you can start to have a conversation about comparisons.  Oh - and win a title the next 7 years in a row

I'd settle for Peterson being more like Johnny Manziel.

Michael Jordan is in the conversation as one of the greatest athletes in history....and has zero child abuse convictions. 

In a yr neither will Peterson

 

http://www.usatoday.com/story/...isdemeanor/18466197/

When asked how many attempts he's ready for, he wasn't conservative.

"Thirty to 40 carries," Peterson said. "Not to sound greedy, but I love to do what I do."

me me me - it's like no one has to snap the ball, hand it off or block for him.  he just does what he does...   give him an orange peanut so he shuts up.

He was first on my current All-About-Me Team...

The only thing higher in the air than AP's nose is the snot coming out of it. 

Let's look at Adrian Beatyourson's comments about 30-40 carries per game and try and figure out where he's going with this. 

 

His breakout opportunity to put himself on the biggest stage was in New Orleans in 2009 in the NFC Championsip. He **** the bed, fumbled 3 times and would have been the latest Viking dick to cost Minny a SB until Brett pulled another Favre. 

 

He buried a son he never knew was his, missed a week because of it. Blew out a knee then took enough horse steroids to come back in time to beat his son onto Rodgers exemption list. 

 

So its 30-40 carries and Michael Jordon chatter to try and salvage 9 years of stupidity, dumbass, failure, bad parenthood, and bad decisions. 

 

You're a footnote Adrian. Good back. But you made you very forgettable. You're comments won't change anything. 

Peterson is the Randy Moss of football.

Maybe AP is just fuc*ing nuts.

 

/Endofstory.

Peterson has maybe one more year as a Pro Bowl caliber player after this one. After that, it's essentially all over for him. The Vikings drafted a superstar RB, paid him like a QB, had him turn out to be a complete imbecile and terrible person (already knew he was stupid, had no idea he was such a rotten person), and then they're still going to have 0 Super Bowl victories to show for it once he's gone. I love it.

His jersey number is so much larger than his IQ.

Adrian only cares about his place in history. He doesn't give a **** about the Vikings. About wins and losses. 

 

He's 25th on the all time rushing list. He's a child abuser. He's never winning a Super Bowl. He's never forgiving Minny for turning their back on him. 

 

When its all said and done he's going to tell everyone who's willing to listen he's the greatest ever. Whatever. 

 

Bo Jackson could whip Adrian on the field then whip that abuser in the shed after the game. 

 

**** Adrian Peterson. 

Why do I picture Chilijon sitting in front of his computer with  this thread open, constantly hitting "'refresh"?

 

Fight the good fight brotha!

scorched earth

 

**** me ?  **** you !

 

 

I like both posts

Green Bays win over Minnesota on October 24 2010 was the slingshot to Green Bay's 2010 title, Aaron Rodgers greatness. and the end of Brett Favres career. No ones ever telling me different. Everything changed that night. 

Well, at least one thing remained the same.

http://www.footballoutsiders.c.../week-6-dvoa-ratings

 

"This is the craziest, kookiest result of all. These ratings look so insane that I had to go back a couple times to make sure I had not made any huge errors.

But on a play-by-play basis, the Chiefs completely outplayed the Vikings despite losing 16-10. Kansas City gained 5.8 yards per play with a 47 percent success rate. Minnesota gained only 4.7 yards per play with a 33 percent success rate.

However, the Chiefs failed on fourth down twice and lost a fumble while the Vikings recovered their own fumble. The Chiefs had 95 yards of penalties while the Vikings had only 50, and 15 of those were a taunting penalty after the game was effectively over once the Chiefs failed on their final fourth-down attempt. It's also remarkable how much the Chiefs did everything after halftime. Kansas City had 2.6 yards per play and -57.1% DVOA before halftime, then 7.5 yards per play and 35.5% DVOA after halftime. It wasn't enough.

But this crazy lopsided "wrong team wins" game is a big reason why the Vikings are by far the lowest winning team, ranked just 26th in total DVOA right now."

 

Short version: The vikings suck

 

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I hope we're as near 100% health as possible when we play these ass clowns.

We can't win by enough points.

They shouldn't even be allowed on the same field as Green Bay.

I see Detroit beating the Vikes this weekend.

 

 

 

Yes, and they BOTH suck..so we have that going for us...which is nice.

AP downgraded to questionable for Lions game due to illness. 

 

Probably just whipped. 

Go Lions

Asiata is better

For health or character issues?

Trick or Trick!

The moron swallowed his chew on the plane and started throwing up.  Then he tried to blame it on bad shellfish.

 

Did you see their coach taking a chaw of Red Man tobacco at the end of the game?

Hate to say it but the Queenies defense is playing pretty well. If they ever get a helmet to fit Bridgewater properly look out

disagree

Agreed.