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Originally Posted by Dr._Bob:
Originally Posted by mrtundra:
Now that the Cowboys signed McFadden, where does AP think he will play?

I'm sure there's a playground near his house... that has a lot of kids needing discipline.

It's his culture. His culture dictates that you beat the hell out of your kids and stuff leaves in their mouths. Spare the leaves and spoil the child.

People do realize that the Wallace contract basically set the market for high priced overpaid WRs? 

He didn't come close to living up to the hype in Miami and to think he's going to improve in MN is crazy.  He's overrated - and with Teddy "I can't throw deep very well" Bridgewater good luck with that.

Speaking of overrated WRs I thought that's why MN drafted the immortal Cords Patterson?  Big play downfield threat?   He's a better RB than a WR.

The Vikings are a train wreck and it's really fun to watch

Minny does have Patterson, but word is he's a dog when it comes to work habits and he lived in Zimmer's doghouse all year. He's also lazy running routes and doesn't get where he should be in coverages. All in all, a million-dollar talent with a two-cent brain and work habits who did near nothing last year for his team, and was even taken off kick-return duty. Patterson has got to be unhappy at the addition of Wallace since they are both supposed to be deep threats.

I actually love the Minnesota Vikings. Up until the end of Denny Green's tenure there, they were a huge pain in the ass for the Packers (Denny had a winning record against the Pack), but they were always good sports about never actually winning anything that mattered. Now, they don't even bother to screw around by winning games in the regular season, they just cut right to the chase and suck from week 1 to week 17. Their fans are more angry and petulant than ever now that their team are pushovers who have only made the playoffs 4 times over the past 14 seasons (remember how they used to try to comfort themselves by bringing up their regular season winning percentage and division titles?), and that only adds to the enjoyment. Don't ever change, Minnesota, we love you just the way you are!

Found in Viking article...

 

"The Vikings didn't hit home runs with all these picks (understatement)  but they got starters at three different positions out of it (K, S, and WR. So why Wallace/Jennings???). This is what smart teams do. They don't chase individual players in the draft, like the Browns did with Richardson"

 

I could read that last sentence over and over for weeks and it would never not be funny. 

 

 

Last edited by ChilliJon

Didn't know signing DuJuan would piss him off so much.

@CharlesRobinson: #NFL source: #Vikings GM Rick Spielman requested dinner meeting w/ Adrian Peterson's agent at owner's meetings. It was rejected. Not good.

Trying to get cut or dealt. Jerrah can't afford him now IAL.

 

Yo, Adrian.

 

 

 

Last edited by ilcuqui

Peterson isn't going to be playing anywhere else but Minnesota unless he agrees to take a significant pay cut. Only the Minnesota Vikings are dumb enough to pay a 30 year old RB $15 million. Marshawn Lynch is making $8.5 million in 2015! Even a 25 year old RB fresh off of a league MVP award isn't worth $15 million dollars a year. Since he'll never take the kind of big pay cut he'd have to take for a trade to work, he's either going to be in purple in 2015, or he'll hold out. Even if he does agree to play for the Vikings at some point (and he probably will), he'll probably turn out to be a malcontent and a cancer in their locker room based on the way he's behaving now.

So this happens tonight. Daughters high school softball game. Wife is sitting next to a woman we've never seen before. I'm wearing my well worn Packers hat. The following conversation goes down:

Strange woman: "We just moved here from Minnesota"

 

Wife:"oh my gosh. Our daughter said the team had a new player that just moved from Minnesota. We moved from Wisconsin a little over a year ago"

 

Strange woman:"That would explain your husbands Packer hat. (Leans over and looks at me and in sarcastic ass Minnesota nice) "we are die hard Viking fans!"

 

Me:"That pretty much guarantees we're not finishing first this year"

 

Long silence....

 

Wife: (on drive home)"That was so f*#%*+g rude"

Me:"She drew first blood. Not me"

 

What are the effing odds of a Viking Klan moving in like this? I can't wait to invite them over for a grill out then undercook her pork chop. 

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