antooo posted:Probably not on his way to a job interview at 3:30 in the morning.
You don't know that. Mo is so dedicated at his craft.
Chick where I work has an ignition interlock on her car due to a DUI. Didn't come to work Saturday because it wouldn't let her start her car.
Her name wasn't Carroll C. Hincks by any chance?
Goalline posted:antooo posted:Probably not on his way to a job interview at 3:30 in the morning.
You don't know that. Mo is so dedicated at to his craft beer.
a better narrative.
ammo posted:Chick where I work has an ignition interlock on her car due to a DUI. Didn't come to work Saturday because it wouldn't let her start her car.
Taco Bell needs to up their employee game.
Pakrz posted:ammo posted:Chick where I work has an ignition interlock on her car due to a DUI. Didn't come to work Saturday because it wouldn't let her start her car.
Taco Bell needs to up their employee game.
Those are now mandatory in NV after 1 DUI.
michiganjoe posted:Jaguars sign Datone Jones.
he is very versatile. he can go from inactive to IR without missing a beat.
stupidest move of the offseason. and yet he persists....
I'll always remember Datone Jones for his claim that Brett Hundley was HOF material.
I’ll always remember Datone Jones for being a huge bust
who is Datone Jones?
Tdog posted:michiganjoe posted:Jaguars sign Datone Jones.
he is very versatile. he can go from inactive to IR without missing a beat.
stupidest move of the offseason. and yet he persists....
Shocker.
Some guys just build amazing careers. Terrell Buckley, Tony Mandarich, Barclay, Marshall Newhouse.
Redskins having trouble with starting LT Trent Williams, who wants to be traded. Wonder if they might like Josh Jones? They could use Safety help. Jone's speed would be enticing to them, along with his size, at a position that remains their top need.
Williams has made the last 7 Pro Bowls. At 31, would make a great veteran backup, assuming WAS takes on some of his salary in a swap. Willams has $11M and $12M in last two years of his deal there.
WAS would get a young high ceiling Safety, and we would get an older, proven veteran OT. Both have two years remaining on their deals. hmmm...
If they wouldn't take Jones for Williams maybe we can talk Bhawoh Jue out of retirement and trade him?
Wait, didn't we trade them safety help last year? Maybe they are on to us.
High ceiling safety? What the **** are you smoking?
Trophies posted:Redskins having trouble with starting LT Trent Williams, who wants to be traded. Wonder if they might like Josh Jones? They could use Safety help. Jone's speed would be enticing to them, along with his size, at a position that remains their top need.
Williams has made the last 7 Pro Bowls. At 31, would make a great veteran backup, assuming WAS takes on some of his salary in a swap. Willams has $11M and $12M in last two years of his deal there.
WAS would get a young high ceiling Safety, and we would get an older, proven veteran OT. Both have two years remaining on their deals. hmmm...
Why would they some of his salary? Too expensive for a backup
michiganjoe posted:Jaguars sign Datone Jones.
TT should apologize to them.
Trophies posted:Redskins having trouble with starting LT Trent Williams, who wants to be traded. Wonder if they might like Josh Jones? They could use Safety help. Jone's speed would be enticing to them, along with his size, at a position that remains their top need.
Williams has made the last 7 Pro Bowls. At 31, would make a great veteran backup, assuming WAS takes on some of his salary in a swap. Willams has $11M and $12M in last two years of his deal there.
WAS would get a young high ceiling Safety, and we would get an older, proven veteran OT. Both have two years remaining on their deals. hmmm...
You weren't being serious, were you?
PackerHawk posted:If they wouldn't take Jones for Williams maybe we can talk Bhawoh Jue out of retirement and trade him?
Wait, didn't we trade them safety help last year? Maybe they are on to us.
High ceiling safety? What the **** are you smoking?
Well, this safety will make Ha Ha seem like Ronnie Lott.
YATittle posted:Trophies posted:Redskins having trouble with starting LT Trent Williams, who wants to be traded. Wonder if they might like Josh Jones? They could use Safety help. Jone's speed would be enticing to them, along with his size, at a position that remains their top need.
Williams has made the last 7 Pro Bowls. At 31, would make a great veteran backup, assuming WAS takes on some of his salary in a swap. Willams has $11M and $12M in last two years of his deal there.
WAS would get a young high ceiling Safety, and we would get an older, proven veteran OT. Both have two years remaining on their deals. hmmm...
Why would they some of his salary? Too expensive for a backup
He would be Minnesota's dream player, but do they have the cap room?
Goalline posted:Trophies posted:Redskins having trouble with starting LT Trent Williams, who wants to be traded. Wonder if they might like Josh Jones? They could use Safety help. Jone's speed would be enticing to them, along with his size, at a position that remains their top need.
Williams has made the last 7 Pro Bowls. At 31, would make a great veteran backup, assuming WAS takes on some of his salary in a swap. Willams has $11M and $12M in last two years of his deal there.
WAS would get a young high ceiling Safety, and we would get an older, proven veteran OT. Both have two years remaining on their deals. hmmm...
You weren't being serious, were you?
Yes. It would turn out to be a salary dump for them, trading a 31 year old player drafted in 2010 for a former 2nd Round pick from 2017 in Josh Jones. There is value there for WAS, as opposed to an outright release, which he has also requested. It happens. You don't see that as a possibility? That's OK. Could be another conditional pick. Just found it interesting both teams have players requesting trades, and both teams have needs at those very same positions.
The Redskins really do need another Safety, and the Packers really need to protect Aaron Rodgers. Do you think Bulaga will stay healthy all season?
"a former 2nd Round pick"
Who the **** cares where he was drafted? He can't play and he wants to quit because he knows the guys that are ahead of him now can.
Washington probably knows he's a "former 2nd round pick". Unfortunately, they probably also know that he's a "current bust".
Lost me at "young, high ceiling safety".
They could only swing a 4th for Dix. Williams could be 75 and still have more value than Jones.
Err, the Redskins are not looking to dump Williams, Trophies. He is one of their best players. He is a disgruntled player looking to be traded. They ain't trading him for a can of half drank Old Milwaukee, and Josh Jones isn't even worth that much.
Is the Old Milwaukee cold or warm?? Makes a difference you know.
The value of the can increases slightly if you dump out the Old Mil. and commence to pissing in it.
I always worry about the potential backwash on a deal like that.
Full can or no deal.
Henry posted:Lost me at "young, high ceiling safety".
They could only swing a 4th for Dix. Williams could be 75 and still have more value than Jones.
What if we threw in Ruvell Martin, Robert Ferguson, and the rights to Joe Thomas...I'm assuming we own his rights at this point?
I hate snobs like you. Probably believe you can create even better urine with a full can, huh?
Trophies posted:Redskins having trouble with starting LT Trent Williams, who wants to be traded. Wonder if they might like Josh Jones? They could use Safety help. Jone's speed would be enticing to them, along with his size, at a position that remains their top need.
Williams has made the last 7 Pro Bowls. At 31, would make a great veteran backup, assuming WAS takes on some of his salary in a swap. Willams has $11M and $12M in last two years of his deal there.
WAS would get a young high ceiling Safety, and we would get an older, proven veteran OT. Both have two years remaining on their deals. hmmm...
Just imagine how much worse this take would be if Trophies didn’t watch so much tape.
Grave Digger posted:Henry posted:Lost me at "young, high ceiling safety".
They could only swing a 4th for Dix. Williams could be 75 and still have more value than Jones.
What if we threw in Ruvell Martin, Robert Ferguson, and the rights to Joe Thomas...I'm assuming we own his rights at this point?
I'll raise you a Mark Roman.
I gotta a TE straight.
Donald Lee, Tyrone Davis, David Martin and DJ Williams.
Speaking of TEs, Packers claim TE Pharoah McKever off waivers.
Pharoah at 6-6 260 4.79 is a load. More in-line blocker and reminds me a bit of a young Mercedes Lewis. Not a lot of experience though.
We should know today if Josh Jones is going to skip mandatory MC. I'm kind of hoping he shows up and realizes his error. He could develop if he just gave himself a chance.
if JJ don't show up it'll cost him $14,000+ every day he misses. I expect he'll be here unless he's that much of a dumbass.