2024 NFL Off Season thread

https://sports.yahoo.com/surve...sixth-005206982.html

Commodes have an opening.

"most of the fans are high-school-educated alcoholics" and called them "mouth breathers."

Sounds like X4 BADgers forum mission statement

https://www.espn.com/nfl/story...layers-jones-goodell

Was he wrong?

"...ranked the Packers as the sixth rudest fan base, mainly because other fans say they drink too much." Then the whole state is pretty rude.

The 50 drunkest counties in the US.

Wisconsin, I think you might have a problem.

@Benzene posted:

The 50 drunkest counties in the US.

Wisconsin, I think you might have a problem.

You people apparently have some sort of federal grant for drinking

Signed,

Lewis Black

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— Wendell Ferreira (@wendellfp) September 4, 2024

Funny read about the Niners

https://www.sfgate.com/49ers/a...rs-suck-19742131.php

Okay, but which is which?

1 3 2

Catts is on the left.

She's too good looking to be [catts].

@Boris posted:

You people apparently have some sort of federal grant for drinking

Signed,

Lewis Black

Saw Lewis Black at Summerfest.  Great stuff. He said he was trying to keep up,  but wiggled his index finger at us, exclaiming "you people are professionals!"

Dak got 4/$240M - $60M per

Jerry’s such a great GM. All the other contracts are a million or two apart. Jerry bumps it up 5 for a mediocre QB. So many QBs under Dak are better bro 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/uLAV7o2Xjl

— Ryan Sandy (@Rmsandy126) September 8, 2024

Goff is the only winner on that list.  🤔

@Pikes Peak posted:

Goff is the only winner on that list.  🤔

Zero Super Bowl wins on that list

@Boris posted:

Zero Super Bowl wins on that list

Bingo…Stafford.  The emoji still applies.

@Boris posted:

Zero Super Bowl wins on that list

Just goes to show it may be a quarterback driven league but it is still a full team game.

@ammo posted:

Just goes to show it may be a quarterback driven league but it is still a full team game.

but they take up so much of the cap that it's difficult to build a full team of good players.

FTFY

@Shadow posted:

NFL changed it so a player can have whatever available number they want. When the rule was amended some player whose name I don't recall wanted to change numbers but it would cost him more than he was willing to pay to purchase all his unsold current jerseys.

Changed his number from 99 to 44.

@Packmeister posted:

That's one big fullback

More like a full bigback.

BREAKING: The #Bengals offered star receiver Ja’Marr Chase a 4-year, $140 million contract, but he turned it down, according to Sports illustrated.

That would have been $35 million in annual average salary.

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— MLFootball (@_MLFootball) September 11, 2024