What I learned from watching that is that his wife better have gotten a pre-nup
I didn't even hafta watch it to laugh.
And so... jaymo's grade school basketball team would have had a lot CUM shots?
I'm sure the Niners will be trading a first round pick for Cuzins any day now.
@Blair Kiel posted:Hypothetical:
Vikings out of playoffs but play Seattle in last game of year. Viking win gets Packers a bye and home field.
Skol!!!!!!!
Glad it's a hypothetical situation! I hope the Packers do not need anything like this to unfold, in order to get a bye and home field advantage. I will root for the Packers to do what's necessary to win and not hope for any kind of purple help, whatsoever. If the vikings know that a win over Seattle would help the Packers, they would lose the game, out of spite.
this is the worst football play in nfl history pic.twitter.com/mj8n9l7vd5
— seth galina (@pff_seth) October 9, 2020
Counterpoint: https://t.co/r3kcsRWqPV pic.twitter.com/e8wZZSa32p
— The Packer Ranter (@PackerRanter) October 9, 2020
@YATittle posted:
In the Seattle game, the vikings ran into an O Line that was worse than their own. So, Wilson was pressured by what goes for a vikings pass rush. The DBs for Seattle were also similar in talent to the vikings DBs. The difference was the QBs. Russ Wilson is, head and shoulders, better than Kark, will ever be. This purple ftw guy wants to dump all the viking coaches, dump Kark, and gets down on the front office for their draft planning. Typical fair weather viking fan. I, for one, love their coaches and hope they stay in Minnesota. I love that they overpaid for mediocrity, at QB. I love that their front office screws them over in the draft and in FA, by not re-signing any of their DL studs that made their Defense a manageable unit. They are the vikings! Long may they flounder! SKOL!!!!!
You have to scroll down a little to find it, but you'll see Jaymo's successful business is called:
OMG - Institute of Oriental Studies looks like Jaymo's favorite hobby.
Junior Jazz Dance Classes is the best optical illusion I've ever seen.
Only that fanbase would go from "tank for Trevor" to "playoff push" after beating a winless team then blowing a win they had no business being in position to win. They will beat Atlanta today and hopes will be sky high.
30-7 Falcons now, and Cousins looking for a hole to hide in.
Games out of reach, it's Kirk's time to shine!
So I've got Case Keenum on CBS and Teddy Bridgewater on NBC. And the Vikings are paying their 3rd best QB over the past 5 years way more than both of those guys combined.
The grumbling has started. How long does Zim have?
Suckqueens sure screwed up my TimesFour Pick'em Pool today. 
Hope your enjoying your season Jayblow!!!!!!!!!!!
Yannick Ngakoue we hardly knew you
That lasted long. Well played by the Vikings - gave up a 2021 2nd round pick to get him, and are getting a 2021 3rd round pick to trade him. So for 6 games and a 1-5 record they moved down a round in next years draft.
Hateful ™
Vikings and Ravens finalizing a trade to send DE Yannick Ngakoue to Baltimore for a 2021 third-round pick and a 2022 conditional fifth-round pick, sources tell ESPN.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 22, 2020
Vikings initially sent 2021 second-round pick and 2022 conditional fifth-round pick to Jags. Now get most back.
Remember in the 2019 pre-season when Baltimore sent the Queens a kicker in exchange for a 5th round pick in, he sucked, and Spielman had to go re-sign Dan Bailey?
Ravens just keep taking advantage of that other purple team and it is ... delicious.
The tank goes on...
@RapSheet: #Vikings star Danielle Hunter is having surgery to clean up a herniated disc, knocking him out for 2020, per me & @TomPelissero. MIN has a decision this offseason: Make Hunter the highest-paid defender in football or trade him. Have we seen the last of him in a Vikings uniform👀
That's the move of a coach and GM who have ZERO fear of being fired. Why keep your only quality pass rusher to try and make anything out of this season when you can accumulate picks? If the draft were today the Vikings literally traded pick 37 for pick 91 (mid-2nd round value difference) to rent Yannick for 4 sacks! Even for the Vikings that's bad!
The good news is there's no way the Vikings are ditching Cousins this year or next year. They would have a $41M dead cap hit for '21 if they ditched Cousins in this offseason. He's their QB next year, but after that I assume he's a goner. His dead cap number is only $10M in '22, that's more manageable especially if you start a rookie or 2nd year QB (Trevor Lawrence).
Bottom appears to be falling out for the Queens....
@michiganjoe posted:Bottom appears to be falling out for the Queens....
Just another bottom. Plenty in the past and plenty to look forward to.
@Goalline posted:Vikings and Ravens finalizing a trade to send DE Yannick Ngakoue to Baltimore for a 2021 third-round pick and a 2022 conditional fifth-round pick, sources tell ESPN.
— Adam Schefter (@AdamSchefter) October 22, 2020
Vikings initially sent 2021 second-round pick and 2022 conditional fifth-round pick to Jags. Now get most back.
Ravens are pairing Ngakoue with former teammate Calais Campbell Watch Ngakoue's sacks and pressures on QBs go up.
@ilcuqui posted:The tank goes on...
@RapSheet: #Vikings star Danielle Hunter is having surgery to clean up a herniated disc, knocking him out for 2020, per me & @TomPelissero. MIN has a decision this offseason: Make Hunter the highest-paid defender in football or trade him. Have we seen the last of him in a Vikings uniform👀
Assuming it is not career ending.