Vikings Suck 2.0

@Satori posted:

Zimmer was under INTENSE pressure from Zygi and the fan base. Like all of our rivals, beating the Packers is Job 1. And while Zimmer had some success vs GB, the Packers were still the top team in the north.
That didn't sit well in minny

Zimmer got them to the NFC CG, they had just opened their new palace...a home Super Bowl was theirs for the taking...and they shit the bed in Philly.
That didn't sit well in minny

Then Rodgers appeared to be on a descent, MM got fired and a boy-faced rookie MLF was taking over. That was their next big chance to take the North.

And once again, they shat the bed- leading to this famous photo. Zimmer knew that his goose was cooked ( by the Packers) and he didn't handle it well. He turned into Captain Queeg and ruined any chance for that team to thrive.

Zimmer won't get another HC oppty and he's going to need some major image rehab to get the purple stink off him -

Right now, he probably needs a deep colon cleanse & some ayahuasca tea.

I think he's going to sit on his pile of money like Scrooge McDuck and enjoy his hot, younger girlfriend.

https://www.sportingnews.com/u...57fluh218b3uzd5na1d9

She has a thing for Viking pirates.

Wonder if he's ever given her an "angry pirate"?

@Fedya posted:

In soccer, LaFleur brushes up against Zimmer's hand like that, and Zimmer is rolling around on the ground like he's mortally wounded.

No no, coaches don’t roll around on the ground. The rolling is left to their young, strapping millionaire charges.

Of course, they don't always roll around on the pitch:

@YATittle posted:

I think he's going to sit on his pile of money like Scrooge McDuck and enjoy his hot, younger girlfriend.

https://www.sportingnews.com/u...57fluh218b3uzd5na1d9

Most of us would be thrilled with that lifestyle, but I bet Zimmer wakes up every day angry as fuck that this is what his life has become, because dude is such a grouch he can never actually be happy about anything.

@PackLandVA posted:

Wonder if he's ever given her an "angry pirate"?

Every day😅

As long as she can wait for the Viagra to kick in.

@Goalline posted:

I bet Zimmer wakes up every day angry as fuck

apparently she likes it rough - that's why she hooked up with a choker 

@ammo posted:

As long as she can wait for the Viagra to kick in.

Based on his history, I’m guessing the Viagra kicked in wide left.

@FLPACKER posted:

When teams lose with a hard-ass old school coach the players will say "we need a player's coach" ....when teams lose with a player's coach, player's will say "we need an old school coach"

From the article it seemed that it was more than just being hard nosed. I think it was another part of his anatomy that they were referring to.

@Satori posted:

Zimmer was under INTENSE pressure from Zygi and the fan base. Like all of our rivals, beating the Packers is Job 1. And while Zimmer had some success vs GB, the Packers were still the top team in the north.
That didn't sit well in minny

Zimmer got them to the NFC CG, they had just opened their new palace...a home Super Bowl was theirs for the taking...and they shit the bed in Philly.
That didn't sit well in minny

Then Rodgers appeared to be on a descent, MM got fired and a boy-faced rookie MLF was taking over. That was their next big chance to take the North.

And once again, they shat the bed- leading to this famous photo. Zimmer knew that his goose was cooked ( by the Packers) and he didn't handle it well. He turned into Captain Queeg and ruined any chance for that team to thrive.

Zimmer won't get another HC oppty and he's going to need some major image rehab to get the purple stink off him -

Right now, he probably needs a deep colon cleanse & some ayahuasca tea.

I like it, a lot, when things don't sit well, in minny!

@Fedya posted:

In soccer, LaFleur brushes up against Zimmer's hand like that, and Zimmer is rolling around on the ground like he's mortally wounded.

Like a minny Karen!

In typical viking fashion, Fox9+ is rebroadcasting the MNF game on ESPN. 2009 Packers-vikings game at the Metrodome. Favre QBing for the vikings. 2009 Packers include Aaron Rodgers, Donald Driver, Donald Lee, Jermichael Finley, Greg Jennings, Ryan Grant, BJ Raji, Charles Woodson, Al Harris, Tramon Williams, et.al.  There goes that horn!

They don’t have much I guess

That’s really pathetic. Seriously.

Its 7:15am here in Georgia...September 5th, 2022...and the vikings STILL suck.

All is well in the Queens part of the world again.

The D looks as old, slow, and untalented on the back end as advertised.

"Starting" CB Dantzler is already getting benched. The other starter at CB Patricck Peterson continues to look as slow as he did on play 1 against GB. New starter at safety Bynum gave up a long TD.

And Kirk, well Kirk is who he is (other than when teams inexplicably choose not to pressure him or his receivers) especially in prime time.

So glad that Minnesota chose ongoing mediocrity by going with a "competitive rebuild" this offseason by paying over the hill guys like Thielen and Harrison Smith as well as Kirk himself.

Skol!

@SteveLuke posted:

All is well in the Queens part of the world again.

The D looks as old, slow, and untalented on the back end as advertised.

"Starting" CB Dantzler is already getting benched. The other starter at CB Patricck Peterson continues to look as slow as he did on play 1 against GB. New starter at safety Bynum gave up a long TD.

And Kirk, well Kirk is who he is (other than when teams inexplicably choose not to pressure him or his receivers) especially in prime time.

So glad that Minnesota chose ongoing mediocrity by going with a "competitive rebuild" this offseason by paying over the hill guys like Thielen and Harrison Smith as well as Kirk himself.

Skol!

Why did we lose to them then?

@R MaN posted:

Why did we lose to them then?

The Queens are MEDIOCRE, they are not PATHETIC like the Bears.

We lost to them because they were amped up playing at home in week 1 and we:

-inexplicably chose to not focus on covering their best player Jefferson;

-dropped a gimme TD on the first play of the game;

-did not feature our best offensive weapon Aaron Jones;

-chose to go with a starting right-side of the OL of Hanson/Newman; and

-otherwise treated game 1 like it was a pre-season contest.

That the Queens remain mediocre does not make the Pack a juggernaut who can just show up and win.

@R MaN posted:

Why did we lose to them then?

Simple….last Sunday they were the better team.  

@R MaN posted:

Why did we lose to them then?

They had new offensive and defensive schemes that the Packers had not seen before.  And, it was the opener, at home, with all the noise and that frickin horn! Easily my most hated team. 

Watson catches that pass and Dillion scores and it's 23-21 at worst.

What bugged me is that Watson was wide open in the middle of the field after that and Rodgers wouldn't throw it to him. Stupid.

From Bleacher Report:     He completed 27-of-46 passes against Philadelphia for 221 yards. Meanwhile, he also threw three interceptions with just a single touchdown. This is indeed only one game but it proves that Cousins suffers meltdowns at the worst times. He may be one of the biggest busts of the year.

Picked up a bottle of Grape Crush today which is hard to find around here. Saving it in the fridge for when the Queenies are eliminated from winning the Superb Owl.

That happened once we got into the regular season.

Some not so unusual news on the vikings:

https://thecomeback.com/nfl/vi...ested-nightclub.html

They do what they do.

Maybe he was identifying as a female?

Terrible

Adam Zimmer was found dead in his Twin Cities home (msn.com)

I doubt if they make it that far.   If they do it is only because they have a horseshoe shoved so far up their ass it's unretreivable.

@ammo posted:

I doubt if they make it that far.   If they do it is only because they have a horseshoe shoved so far up their ass it's unretreivable.

Kirk did Kirk things yesterday too, like take a 15 yard sack on 2nd and goal from the 2.

What Kirk has is a WR that he can throw 50/50 balls too and have them turn into completions 90% of the time.

The Jefferson extension is going to make Davante's contract look cheap. Adams really got 3 years and 68 million guaranteed in real money (LV has an out after Year 3).

https://www.spotrac.com/nfl/la...davante-adams-14463/

Jefferson is going to want Deshaun Watson type guarantees (not QB money, but 6-7 years of guaranteed top WR money).

I wasn't buying MIN earlier this year but I do now.  They're a pretty good team.  Hard argue against them having good odds to get to the 1 or 2 seed and to the NFCCG.  Right now I think PHI is still better and SF could be too in a head to head.  Yesterday was a bit flukey vs BUF but they did enough to be close enough to pull it out.  I don't know what was up with Allen going all Brett toward the end.

They also got Allen with a bad elbow and his receivers had to make some really good catches. But Allen's drop in the EZ was inexcusable; they had the game sewn up if he just gets out of the EZ and even if he takes the safety MN would have had a long field against a good D.

Under duress, Cousins is a mess. Allen bailed him out, as did his D.

The Vikes are pretty good, maybe not Super Bowl good but they have a solid team.

You can make all the excuses you want for BUF's mistakes but MIN kept it close and capitalized when the horseshoe dropped.  Kark melts in primetime but their OC has made Cook a weapon again and that will limit what they need from the QB to be successful. 

Every game is full of "if's and but's" but if the Buffalo DB doesn't go hero-ball on 4th and 18 the Vikes lose.   Just knock the damn ball down.  Instead he goes for the pick and actually helps Jefferson make one of the greatest catches ever.

Buffalo has not scored a touchdown in the second half since they played the Chiefs.