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@Herschel posted:

Maybe for the 5th. He’s a less-durable MVS.

Plus the article you link says he’s’ 6’3” 291#. He’s had to lose a lot of speed in that process. I thought Rodgers did the goofiest regimen but Parker’s apparently doing an all cheesecake cleanse.

He is pretty fast (4.45-4.5) for that weight.🙄 Obviously it’s a misprint. He did well when someone besides Tuia was throwing him the ball. And we can keep referring to Aaron to DeVante in the passing game. I have no interest in what he eats and poops as long as he can get open and catch a football. Parker also tied with Adams, Amari Cooper, Adam Thielen, and Keenan Allen with 14 contested catches last year with less than half the targets of most of them. He also caught 5 of 9 deep passes compared to 6 of 22 by MVS and he has caught 50% of his deep targets throughout his career which is excellent. He's also 6'3 215 which is about the same size as Adams but ran a 4.45 at the combine which is faster than Adams. His base salary for 2022 is 5.65 mil and for 2023 is 5.7 mil. If packers want a quality vet, this is the guy to go get.

https://www.acmepackingcompany...vante-parker-edition

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@Herschel posted:

Maybe for the 5th. He’s a less-durable MVS.

Plus the article you link says he’s’ 6’3” 291#. He’s had to lose a lot of speed in that process. I thought Rodgers did the goofiest regimen but Parker’s apparently doing an all cheesecake cleanse.

so, this cheesecake cleanse, I'm listening.

@packerboi posted:

Despite the town crier on this site who's convinced the FO are bumbling idiots, just maybe Gute and Ball also know what the fu** they're doing as well.

I think it's some of both. They're obviously capable of good and bad decisions and it appears those decisions may skew a bit to the poles.

Of course you can argue that's a buffer against mediocrity or that it guarantees it because they have to "make up" a lot for the bad ones.

@Herschel posted:

I think it's some of both. They're obviously capable of good and bad decisions and it appears those decisions may skew a bit to the poles.

Of course you can argue that's a buffer against mediocrity or that it guarantees it because they have to "make up" a lot for the bad ones.

Gute is definitely solid.  I think he’s as good a GM s as any other in the league.  Good GM’s are right more than they’re wrong, but none of them light the league on fire every year.  And Gute’s still learning while showing the humility to accept his mistakes and fix them. Ballz is no doubt good with the finances, but he’s made mistakes.  I’m suspicious of his ambitions, and I suspect he’s a Murphy boot licker.  Murphy.  Well, I’ll be glad to see him go at the soonest opportunity.  The way he set up the power structure is atrocious and stupid.  It smacks of someone drunk on power, but unfortunately, lacks the intelligence.  Pretty sure he would have called his creation Murphy Town if the board would have let him.  Or Murphy Hill if they would have allowed him to name his sledding Hill.  Who really made the decision to draft Love?  Who really made the decision to not pay Gizzy?  Hard to say with the current structure.  Thanks WMM!

Fucking mouth breather humor down south or southwest.  Getting geeked about the Cubs yet?  Oh, not the triple AAA team or is it?

Anyone hailing from Iowa talking shit needs to get their act together.

Where’s the pug photo humping someone’s leg?    Guessing Ioweren’t is the proverbial leg.

@Tschmack posted:

Fucking mouth breather humor down south or southwest.  Getting geeked about the Cubs yet?  Oh, not the triple AAA team or is it?

Anyone hailing from Iowa talking shit needs to get their act together.

Where’s the pug photo humping someone’s leg?    Guessing Ioweren’t is the proverbial leg.

Take a Xanax tennis boy

Hey it’s Friday, have had a couple cosmos already, having Salmon for supper, a “old camp” or two for after dinner drinks, and a puff or two for fun……dang, I ♥️ Fridays, do we want Purdue to win??   😁

@Tschmack posted:

Fucking mouth breather humor down south or southwest.  Getting geeked about the Cubs yet?  Oh, not the triple AAA team or is it?

Anyone hailing from Iowa talking shit needs to get their act together.

Where’s the pug photo humping someone’s leg?    Guessing Ioweren’t is the proverbial leg.

You seem angry.

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