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That video with Kay Adams, Tae, KD and Rodgers is some priceless shit.

I really hope the Steelers double team Adams all game long & G. Wilson gets a lot of play on Sunday Night. If the Steelers double both of them, Lazard and Breece Hall should have huge games

I don't think this is from The Onion.   It is from The Sports Memery.

At today's press conference with the New York media, Aaron Rodgers was candid and direct, offering a series of suggestions that he believes could help the Jets turn their season around.
“There’s something not working with the offense," Rodgers began.
"It’s nothing personal with Hackett. I don’t think we need to fire him—after all, he laughs at all my jokes and emphasizes all my messages in the team group chat." He paused.
"But I do think it might be time for him to step down as OC. Maybe hand the play-calling duties over to someone else. Just spitballing here… maybe me. Hackett could stick around as, I don’t know, the ‘Day-to-Day Creative Consultant for QB Humor Acknowledgement.’”
As for roster adjustments, Rodgers didn’t hesitate. “I’d like to bring back Randall Cobb. That’s the only roster change I’d make. Well, maybe also Bakhtiari. And maybe Jermichael, BJ, A-Jones, Hawk, Marcedes, Grant, Bulaga, and Clark... Eight of those would be fine.”
Rodgers even ventured into aesthetics. “That shade of green we use for the Jets logo? I’ve never been a fan. We should go with something lighter, and maybe add a complementary color... yellow, perhaps.”
He wasn’t done there. “And the logo itself, it’s a bit much. Do we really need to spell out ‘Jets’? How about just a ‘J’ on the helmet? Or maybe a ‘G,’ for ‘Great Big Apple,’ as a tribute to NYC. And maybe we move the stadium from Jersey to Milwaukee. Just throwing some ideas out there.”
@titmfatied posted:

Davante is a great receiver and even better teammate. I hope for his sake they turn it around and start winning. He doesn't deserve to be in a losing culture.

Tae's attitude is infectious & he is so much better than the Jets deserve.

Packers don't need another receiver but just think how many DC's in the NFL would just be shitting themselves if he was still in Green Bay.

Just big brown stained & soiled DC underwear.

As usual, the Packer organization has some experience in "fixing" these things.  I will assume the owner likes the management structure as it is and go from there.

The formula is as follows:

1) Cut or trade the bum and those loyal to him.  A team meeting where you simply say, "please stand if you like AR".   Then ask them (and AR) to leave, helps facilitate the process.  If any team wants to trade, ask for draft picks.  And then trade them for as many 7th rounders as you can get.  You need quantity, not quality at this point. 

2) Swallow the cap hit in as many seasons as needed.  Swallowing some aspirin helps the pain go away.  As does swallowing beer, booze, or .... other stuff. 

3) Look for "temporary" replacements.  If they can play - great.  But you need to establish a "new floor" on which to build.  Should not be difficult.  The Jets are almost there anyway. 

4) Now draft your way to success.  It might take a few years, but at least you will have some low cost help for 4 years. 

5) To keep the fans coming back, provide free ice cream cones (filled with ice cream - in case Jets management thought this would be cheap), and cheap promises.  That is what happens now - right? 

6) That should cover it.  If you have ANY questions, just call GM Brian Gutekunst at BR-549.  Or just read his book, "Getting 2nd or 3rd Round Picks For Your Garbage". 

@ilcuqui posted:

@hainystyle:  Malik Willis has more W’s as the packers backup than aaron rodgers does since joining the jets

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Jets play Texans next on Thursday night

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