That would be like Bongs perfect Saturday night in high school. Momโs meatloaf, a quick game of Risk with Grandpa, and finishing it off rubbing one out to Mary Tyler Moore.
@PackerHawk posted:Can we finish off a nearly perfect week of football (fuck off, Lions) and see the Bills beat the shit out of the Jets? With no harm to #8..
I'm going to go out on a limb and say the Jets will play just a smidge better than the Giants did last night.
@Blair Kiel posted:That would be like Bongs perfect Saturday night in high school. Momโs meatloaf, a quick game of Risk with Grandpa, and finishing it off rubbing one out to Mary Tyler Moore.
Or Julie from Love Boat.
@RochNyFan posted:Or Julie from Love Boat.
Or MaryAnn from Gilligan's Island ๐๏ธ ๐
Betty on the Flintstones.
Stop it. I'm at work.
Erin Gray from Buck Rogers
@Benzene posted:Erin Gray from Buck Rogers
Guys didnโt masterbate in 1935. That why it was called The Depression.
Any one of the random Hee Haw gals.
@Boris posted:Farrah Fawcett
I was much more of a Cheryl Ladd "fan"
Cowboys fans are already counting the Jets game as a W against AR. That makes me want to go put some money on the Jets.
Which is weird considering all the damage he's done to them over the years.
@The Heckler posted:I was much more of a Cheryl Ladd "fan"
I think Linda Carter was my first tv crush. But I fell deep for Barbara Mandrel.
Betty White, any decade, for the win.
No way.
Bea Arthur all the way!
How many snaps are in a season?
@PackerHawk posted:No way.
Bea Arthur all the way!
As said by Comedy Central Roastmaster, Jeff Ross, "I wouldn't fuck Bea Arthur's dick with Andy Dick's pussy!"
FUCK!!!
Jeff Ross. Undefeated.
enjoy your old man, jets, enjoy
cuz that's what Love will make you do
@Dr._Bob posted:How many snaps are in a season?
Typically more then 4
This sucks on many levels.
I was rooting for Rodgers.
Sucks for the Pack as the 1 becomes a 2.
Sucks for the Jets as they traded a 1 and a 2 for 4 snaps.
I wonder if he retires now. Coming back from year long injury at his age is not easy. He has to be tempted to say fuck it, Iโll play cart golf in CA for a while.
A common sentiment on the socials is that what was probably going to be a late RD01 will now become an earlier RD02. So not as big a deal as many may have initially thought.
Didn't Favre tear a bicep muscle with the Jets?
Now Rodgers?
I wonder what injury Jordan Love will suffer with the Jets in 2038.
#8 will coach Zach Wilson and get Jets into Playoffs. They need to lean on the running game and Brece Hall and of course their defense.
If you look across a lot of sports these athletes get into their mid to late 30s and the lower body injuries take a toll. Kevin Durant and Kobe Bryant come to mind.
It was difficult to watch Rodgers go down and not get back up on what looked like a pretty routine hit on the QB. But itโs the way things go in football. Sterling Sharpe, Nick Collins, Robert Brooks, Craig Newsome, and Tim Lewis come to mind as Packers that had their careers cut way short due to injuries. At least in the case of Rodgers heโs had more than a complete career given his age.
It appears the Jets gambled on Rodgers and have lost, but not all is lost as they have a pretty good overall team. If I were Joe Douglas, I might be inclined to try to make a deal for a QB but the concern is will any of them be better than Zach Wilson?
The draft pick compensation is sort of a bummer, but itโs not like a 2nd rounder isnโt valuable or couldnโt be important to the Packers.
Late 1st or early to mid 2nd virtually same value.
Even if Jets go to playoffs or win it all with Zach, it's still a mid to late 2nd rounder
@Dr._Bob posted:How many snaps are in a season?
The Packers QBs took 1094 snaps last year.
https://www.pro-football-refer...2022-snap-counts.htm
So, Rodgers took about 0.3% of the Jets snaps this year.
@Boris posted:#8 will coach Zach Wilson and get Jets into Playoffs. They need to lean on the running game and Brece Hall and of course their defense.
But he'll have to coach him to do the opposite of how Rodgers played for the last half of his career. Wilson can be Goff-like if he wants. Take the easy completions. Don't make stupid mistakes. Don't take any unnecessary risks when you have a defense that good.
The perfect QB for the Jets to win as many regular season games as possible for a bargain price would have been Jimmy G or Jared Goff. The problem with guys like that is they don't have a high enough ceiling to win you Super Bowls.
@Tschmack posted:If you look across a lot of sports these athletes get into their mid to late 30s and the lower body injuries take a toll. Kevin Durant and Kobe Bryant come to mind.
It was difficult to watch Rodgers go down and not get back up on what looked like a pretty routine hit on the QB. But itโs the way things go in football. Sterling Sharpe, Nick Collins, Robert Brooks, Craig Newsome, and Tim Lewis come to mind as Packers that had their careers cut way short due to injuries. At least in the case of Rodgers heโs had more than a complete career given his age.
It appears the Jets gambled on Rodgers and have lost, but not all is lost as they have a pretty good overall team. If I were Joe Douglas, I might be inclined to try to make a deal for a QB but the concern is will any of them be better than Zach Wilson?
The draft pick compensation is sort of a bummer, but itโs not like a 2nd rounder isnโt valuable or couldnโt be important to the Packers.
None of the available QBs will have as high a ceiling that Zach Wilson has (he's 23 years old and was the 2nd overall pick less than 2.5 years ago), but many of those guys will have a much higher floor.
@Boris posted:Late 1st or early to mid 2nd virtually same value.
Even if Jets go to playoffs or win it all with Zach, it's still a mid to late 2nd rounder
First sentence is right on.
Second sentence, if they win it all, the 2 is the last pick in the 2nd round.
I don't see NYJ winning it all with Zach.
If we're being honest, the chances a 39-40 QB makes it to 65% behind that OL we're probably 60/40.
@MichiganPacker posted:The perfect QB for the Jets to win as many regular season games as possible for a bargain price would have been Jimmy G or Jared Goff. The problem with guys like that is they don't have a high enough ceiling to win you Super Bowls.
Right! I think Zach Wilson has that ceiling but he needs to reign it in and play conservative game manager type QB until the playoffs. Pick and choose your spots for riskier throws.
@H5 posted:If we're being honest, the chances a 39-40 QB makes it to 65% behind that OL we're probably 60/40.
I thought he'd be more quick release guy in NY with a crappy O-Line, especially vs Bills DL. You can see from the screenshot, had a guy wide open underneath for a modest gain and live to fight the next play.
But nooo.....I need the "hero shot"
Packers 2nd rounders have traditionally been very good selections.
An MRI confirmed the #Jetsโ fears: Four-time NFL MVP Aaron Rodgers suffered a complete tear of his left Achilles tendon Monday night, per sources. pic.twitter.com/1QSpMzd2lC
โ Tom Pelissero (@TomPelissero) September 12, 2023
Source: MRI revealed a torn Achilles for Aaron Rodgers. His season is done.
โ Jeremy Fowler (@JFowlerESPN) September 12, 2023
Shocking!