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Henry posted:
Satori posted:
Chongo posted:

Please, feel free to mock...

 

Your mother dresses you funny
Your grandma sews socks that smell
You need 3 tries to plug a USB in correctly
You always come to a complete stop at stop signs
Your dentist is the 1 out of 5 that doesn't recommend Dentyne
You're so ugly, you'd be better off shaving your ass and walking backwards

Your sister smokes corn silk. 
Your mother wears army boots. 

Goin' old school.

Well, your father is Dick Pound.

https://nypost.com/2020/02/25/...c-member-dick-pound/

michiganjoe posted:

They are inseparable. I wonder if they've made a blood oath to never work apart again. Guessing they used Gute's blood to make that oath.

Goalline posted:
Henry posted:
Satori posted:
Chongo posted:

Please, feel free to mock...

 

Your mother dresses you funny
Your grandma sews socks that smell
You need 3 tries to plug a USB in correctly
You always come to a complete stop at stop signs
Your dentist is the 1 out of 5 that doesn't recommend Dentyne
You're so ugly, you'd be better off shaving your ass and walking backwards

Your sister smokes corn silk. 
Your mother wears army boots. 

Goin' old school.

Well, your father is Dick Pound.

https://nypost.com/2020/02/25/...c-member-dick-pound/

Saw Dick Pound trending today. Craziest name ever. 

Dick Trickle (RIP) Hold my St Pauli. Girl. 

ChilliJon posted: 

Saw Dick Pound trending today. Craziest name ever. 

Dick Trickle (RIP) Hold my St Pauli. Girl. 

Craziest ever?
Many years ago, I worked for a retailer where we did our own 'direct marketing'.
We came across a name on the mailing list that bordered on the unbelievable.
His first name was Harry, his last name was spelled remarkably close to a slang word for a certain part of a woman's anatomy....

I was thinking it had to be a made-up name until I met the man in person.
And he informed me that he had to go through the Army with that name! 

ChilliJon posted:
Goalline posted:
Henry posted:
Satori posted:
Chongo posted:

Please, feel free to mock...

 

Your mother dresses you funny
Your grandma sews socks that smell
You need 3 tries to plug a USB in correctly
You always come to a complete stop at stop signs
Your dentist is the 1 out of 5 that doesn't recommend Dentyne
You're so ugly, you'd be better off shaving your ass and walking backwards

Your sister smokes corn silk. 
Your mother wears army boots. 

Goin' old school.

Well, your father is Dick Pound.

https://nypost.com/2020/02/25/...c-member-dick-pound/

Saw Dick Pound trending today. Craziest name ever. 

Dick Trickle (RIP) Hold my St Pauli. Girl. 

Richard Cheese objects.

Timmy! posted:
ChilliJon posted: 

Saw Dick Pound trending today. Craziest name ever. 

Dick Trickle (RIP) Hold my St Pauli. Girl. 

Craziest ever?
Many years ago, I worked for a retailer where we did our own 'direct marketing'.
We came across a name on the mailing list that bordered on the unbelievable.
His first name was Harry, his last name was spelled remarkably close to a slang word for a certain part of a woman's anatomy....

I was thinking it had to be a made-up name until I met the man in person.
And he informed me that he had to go through the Army with that name! 

 bet the drill instructors had lots of fun with that.

phaedrus posted:

A guy in my neighborhood was named Harry Dick.  Poor guy.

There was a work colleague named Mike Hunt.  Once he was called by intercom.  "Would Mike Hunt please come to so and so?"

It didn't sound so good!

I knew a guy named Kim Nack.  He was a tall gentle guy and had his own airplane.  I asked him if he liked his first name and he said no - wishing his parents named him something else.  I told him just be glad they didn't name you Nick - as in Nick Nack.  He laughed.